Moon: Okay, this is just a funny spoofish story. Feel free to review or message me to suggest ideas. I wrote this chappie.
This chapter takes place after the time gap and before chapter 344.
Three characters that you don't want on the same planet alone with eachother: Naruto, Sasuke, and Itachi. Why?
Well, first, for his duty to the akatsuki, Itachi would go after Naruto, the jinchuuriki of the kyuubi, the most powerful demon in the world (Japan).
Sasuke, getting fired up, Would go after Itachi because of silly little goals like 'revenge" and "power" and "you killed my mommy! You meanie!"
So of course, as Naruto was running for his and the kyuubi's lives, he would also decide that this would be the perfect time to knock some sense into Sasuke and bring him "home". So he fires up a rasengan.
And Sasuke fires up a chidori.
And Itachi fires up the mangekyo sharingan.
Which makes Sasuke jealous so he goes after Naruto in order to get it.
Which means Naruto's now running for his life in the other direction.
Which makes Itachi spazz out because Sasuke's trying to kill Naruto and if he succeeded than The akatsuki would be screwed. So he goes after Sasuke.
Which makes Naruto mad that Itachi's trying to kill his (naruto's) best friend, so he goes after Itachi.
Which makes sasuke mad that Naruto's going after the person HE (sasuke) wants to kill.
Which makes him change directions and go after Itachi.
Who gets out of the way.
Get it?
Moon: Itachi!!!!!
Phoenix: She's a major itachi fan.
Moon: Hugs Itachi plushie
Pause
Moon: pulls out huge "Itachi won" sign
Phoenix: sighs and walks away