It's An SGC Christmas!
Disclaimer: The original songs are not mine, but all the rewrites are.
A/N: So I wrote these years ago for a joint Christmas story with another fanfiction writer. The story was never fully published, so I figured I would just upload these. There really is no clear plot as these are just rewritten songs, but here's a little back story. From what I remember, the SGC is taken over by a Goa'uld who thinks he's The Grinch. He ends up taking Sam and the presents hostage and it's up to Jack to get her back. Songs are in no particular order.
There are eleven total and each will be its own chapter. It's just more aesthetically pleasing that way.
These are really just funny little songs that I hope you can enjoy. Even if I'm almost a month late. Oh well…keep the Christmas spirit alive!
Enjoy!
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Original: Gene Autry
I've got O'Neill and Carter,
And Daniel and Janet,
Jacob and Jonas,
And Walter and Siler,
But did I recall,
The most deserving loved one of all?
Junior, my little symbiote, (Symbiote!)
Has a very nice little pouch, (Warm and cozy!)
But if you stuck your hand in it, (In it!)
He might go and bite you, Ouch! (Sharp teeth!)
O'Neill takes credit for his name, (Name!)
Do not laugh, but it was I who did. (I'm so clever!)
No one can ever know this, (Know this!)
I do not wish my humor to be like his. (I'm unique!)
On this concrete Christmas Eve,
I will wrap their gifts, (They will love them!)
Throw in some color and glitter too,
It'll be some good times we'll brew!
Then how my friends will love me, (Love me!)
As they will shout out with glee, (Yipee!)
Teal'c and little Junior, (Junior!)
You'll go down in history! (Cause we're awesome!)