One day tony asks Nat why it smells like shit. Clint pops out of a ceiling vent and says "Hulk had Mexican burrito... hawk out!" and retreats. Thor then comes in and says... "grand festivities took place." All of this makes tony so curious that he decide to explore the house. What he finds is Loki sitting in a giant pile of steaming shit. Tony then demand that Thor clean the mess. To which Thor replies "Heimdall the Bifrost" That sweeps up the mess and sends the pile of shit (and Loki) to its rightful place in Jotunheim. A rainbow then sweeps Thor away as if it is magic, Tony then taking a large gulp of scotch from his conveniently placed bar decides to look for Dr. Banner to see if he is alright. He goes into the room and finds him with a huge bag of weed and activia. Tony is all like "what are you doing" and Bruce replies "regulating my digestive system. I have a stiff one for you." Tony then says "oh you got the D..." all the while Natasha decides that she needs to figure this shit out, so she goes to find Clint who is conveniently placed in the rec room surrounded by stock piles of burritos. She lifts him up by his shirt collar and she asks "who bought the Mexican delights." Clint who is practically dying says "Cap... hhhe bought the mex Mexican burritos!" and then he succumbs to his food orgasm that causes him to slip into a food induced coma. Nat says "Cap! what a naive little fucker." she runs into Agent Coulson and he says to Nat "Do not be angry at Cap because he was just following orders." Steve then shows up behind Coulson's right solder and softly caresses his left cheek. Coulson retaliates with holding Steve's boobie firmly but softly wile massaging the nipple to ensure full reassurance and support.
Hulk busts into the room and says "Hulk Hungry and sits down" Coulson who looks at cap and shrugs his shoulder. Out of nowhere Deadpool falls trough the window and falls on the floor. He says "I know the perfect thing!" as he leads them all down a dark ally. It turns out that thing is sold by a pretty grungy homeless man who smells like he hasn't taken a shower in six months. Cap then say "Are You sure about this" All worried like. Deadpool turns to him and grasps his chest as if his feelings are hurt. "Cap I am shocked. I get food from this ass hole all the time and look at me." Deadpool turns to the gross man and hands him a twenty the man the sniffs the bill and shoves it in his shoe which happens to be the only item of clothing that the man is wearing. "One ton of you finest Mexican burritos!"