Soul: Hahahahaha I thought of this while watching a Let's Play. Go figure.
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN HETALIA
Three Things Hetalia Characters Would Never Say.
Italy:
"Pasta is disgusting."
"Germany is stupid."
"!$*&^!$*&!%#$^%*&^$" or any form of that, aka pulling a Romano.
Germany:
"I don't want any beer."
"I don't care about Italy."
"Rules are for losers."
Japan:
"I hate anime and manga."
"Sushi is nasty."
"Cats are weird."
America:
"I'm full."
"Hamburgers are gross."
"HEEEEELP!"
England:
"France is amazing."
"Magic doesn't exist."
"My eyebrows are weird.":
France:
"English Food is amazing."
"My hair style is stupid."
"I don't have any condoms on hand at the moment."
Russia:
"I hate my scarf."
"I do, Belarus."
"I'm sorry."
China:
"Pedo-Panda!"
"I have way to many vacation house/towns."
"Why the hell do I always say 'aru', aru?"
Canada:
"PEOPLE, NOTICE ME OR I WILL FUCKING THROW KUMAJIROU AT YOU!"
"Don't mistake me for my brother or I'll go Canadian-Mountie on your ass."
"Why is there so much maple syrup in my house?"
Soul: I only did the Allies and the Axis hehehe. Did you like?