The Prince and the Potter

by SupFaggots

Harry returns to Hogwarts for his final year, but finds more than he bargained for when a certain Slytherin comes back to bite him. How will Harry balance the echoes of his heroic deeds, his romance with his best friend's sister, and the temptation of a venomous old enemy?

Hey Muggles,

My name is Harry, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, mudblooded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass fanfiction. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever done magic? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own inability to cast spells, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than being a squib.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the Quidditch team, and a first year seeker. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn mudblood people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my snitch