"I'm a pretty big Pac Man fan. Or, i used to be. It all started at a wallmart. I was shoping for a banana and and a cherry. I was about to leave with my stuff until i noticed a Pac Man machine. i decided to play a bit, because Pac's my jam (or at least it used to) I put a dime in and started a game, and everything was normal until i beat the first level in 30 seconds (Because i'm that good.) a video of me 4 years old played. I was like "...Ok." the video went for 3 hours, i was waiting for the horror to end. The machine blacked out. And i couldn't sleep for minutes! just remember babies. If you see things that are fun, stay a way as far as you can!"
- Joel