Disclaimer: I do NOT own Harry Potter. J. K. Rowling does.
Title: ways to get Snape mad! Mwahaha
Authors note: This will be a short one-shot sorry but if you have some things to add to my crazy list please tell me in your review.
different ways to get Snape mad
1.) Switch his potion ingredients around on his Oh! So! alphabetically ordered potion store room shelves.
2.) Dye his robes a hot pink color
3.) Slip a potion into his drink some how that changes his voice into a girls just for the fun of it.
4.) Every time he asks a question during a lesson mock him or raise your hand and when he says for you to answer it say "I don't know sir" in a very girly voice.
5.) write, "snape's a bat!" On the walls in the slitherin territory.
6.)when he's having an argument with you call him snivelus.
7.)Change all of his students in slitherin house hair pink and yellow.
8.)when your in detention write, "snapes a vampire" on the desks when he leaves. (that's if he ever leaves.)
9.) draw a picture of him with hid abnormally large nose even larger and write, "Snape should learn to keep his abnormally large nose out of other peoples business".
10.) Leave that picture on his desk when he's not looking
11.)Sneak into his rooms and cut all hid clothes so there all short sleeved. (he's got the dark-mark he'd panic) (AN: Thanks to The Mud-Blood Mistress)