This is a series of Cats-song parodies in Star Wars style. I plan on doing parodies for Macavity, Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats and more!
First is 'Jabba the Hutt, the Hutt about Tatooine'!
Original song: Bustopher Jones (duh)
Setting: Jabba's Palace
Performed by: The Max Rebo Band. Sy Snootles sings. Imagine the tuba in this song actually being Droopy McCool playing bandfill, and the organ at the start of the second part being Max Rebo playing nalargon.
Words only true Star Wars fans understand:
Bandfill: An instrument that resembles a horn. You might recognize it from the Cantina Band, they use it.
Nalargon: Circle-shaped, organ-like instrument, played by Max Rebo.
Gorgs: The frog-like creatures Jabba eats.
So, here it is!
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SY SNOOTLES:
Jabba the Hutt
Is just head and butt
'cause all he ever does is sit
He likes to watch shows
Just before he throws
His dancer in his rancor pit.
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He's the Hutt you will meet
If you drop your space-weed
(For you have to admit that is dumb)
No commonplace gangsters
Have such 'funny' pranksters
Like his monkey-lizard Salacious Crumb.
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In the whole of Tatooine nobody is as mean
Or as fat as this scoundrel of Hutts
And we're sentenced to death
when we get a price on our head
by Jabba the Hutt on his barge.
WHOLE BAND:
In the whole of Tatooine you will never have seen
A more wretched hive of scum and villainy
And we'll all soon be dead
If we're chased by Boba Fett
And by Jabba the Hutt on his barge.
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SY SNOOTLES:
His guard is a Gamorrean
And Max Rebo is an Ortolan
And… someone just fell through the trapdoor!
Rancor steps through his gate…
(It's been long since he ate)
And a scream, and a crack, and a roar
For a similar execution
We go to Carkoon
Accompanied, not by bantha's, but skiffs!
He can also be seen
In the canyons of Tatooine
To push Tusken Raiders off the cliffs
In the season of podracing
He always has to bring
Gardulla the Hutt with him, too
And Bib Fortuna
Says 'Die wanna wanga?'
(Which, I think, means 'Who the hell are you?')
When you still owe him money
You might want to hurry
Or you'll be carbonite, that is certain!
And if Boushh's in the room
To free you from your tomb
Jabba'll watch you…
From behiiiind…
A curtaaaaiiiiin!
WHOLE BAND:
In the whole of Tatooine you will never have seen
A more wretched hive of scum and villainy
And we'll all soon be dead
If we're chased by Boba Fett
And by Jabba the Hutt on his
JABBA THE HUTT ON HIS
Jabba the Hutt on his barge.
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SY SNOOTLES:
So, much in this way
Passes Jabba his day
In his palace, or on his sail barge
It can be no surprise
That under our eyes
He has grown unmistakably large.
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He's a 5000 pounder!
And he's a real bounder
And he's eating more Gorgs every day
But he's well-entertained
Because he's restrained
All his slaves on a chain and he'll say:
JABBA THE HUTT:
Kasu ya lee coy rah doe bankee kung!
SY SNOOTLES:
That's the word from this fattest of Hutts!
WHOLE BAND:
It must and shall be
Spring in Mos Eisley
For Jabba the Hutt's on his
Jabba the Hutt's on his
Jabba the Hutt's on his barge.
JABBA THE HUTT:
Bo shouda!
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A/N: I hope you liked this little song. Next will be 'Because Jedi Knights try not, Jedi Knights do!'
Also, I somehow managed to not only write the first Cats/Teen Titans crossover, now I also made the first Cats/Star Wars crossover! (I was actually surprised it was the first)
Also also, I think pushing Tusken Raiders off of cliffs just for fun might be one of Jabba's hobbies.