Yaaay first Love Live story! I needed to learn how to keep them in character before I could attempt anything, ahah. Of course it's a crack fic, because that is my specialty. Anyway, enjoy!

It was a fairly quiet day in the student council room. Nozomi was checking her cards to see what events would unfold today, while Eri stood by silently observing.

But then out of nowhere, Rin burst into the room with a loud crash. Startled, both Nozomi and Eri looked to the orange-haired girl as she gasped for air after all that running she'd done. "N-Nozomi-chan... Eri-chan..!" The couple was shocked; it sounded like Rin had been crying rather hard.

"What's the matter, Rin-" Nozomi got cut off as Rin sprinted to her and wrapped her arms around her.

"You guys have to help me, nya!" The first-year sniffled and stared up at them with wide eyes.

Eri furrowed her eyebrows in worry, while Nozomi tried to comfort the weepy girl in her arms. "Now now, Rin-chan, tell me what happened so Eri-chii and I can help."

Rin wiped the last of her tears away and turned away sheepishly. "I-I kissed Kayo-chin last night, and now I'm pregnant nyaaaa!" She started to wail again, and pressed her face against Nozomi's chest to hide the fountains streaming down her cheeks. Meanwhile, Nozomi and Eri mouthed a silent "What?" to each other.

"..Rin-chan, would you like to repeat that for us?.. Maybe with a bit more explanation this time."

Said girl straightened up, clearing her throat. "Well you see, I invited Kayo-chin over to my house for dinner. So we ate and played around for awhile, but then she had to leave. And, I really didn't want her to go yet nya, but since she had to, I wanted to at least give her a hug to say goodbye. Then well, we kissed after the hug, so I'm pregnant!"

Eri was still very confused about the whole ordeal. However, Nozomi fought to keep her laughter down, settling for a wide grin. "Why do you think you got pregnant from that?"

Rin tilted her head to the side, like it should have been obvious. "In the movies, they always go into the bedroom and kiss under the covers, then later suddenly there's a baby. So kissing makes you pregnant, right?"

Nozomi shook her head, and now Eri was fighting back giggles. "Nope, babies come a different way. But don't worry, Hanayo-chan and you are perfectly safe."

The once panicked girl now sighed in relief, before standing back up. "Thank you nya, I was so worried for a second!"

At that moment, Hanayo joined them in the room shyly. "R-Rin-chan, I.."

"Don't worry Kayo-chin, Nozomi says I'm not pregnant, nyaaa~!" The two innocent love-birds ran over to hug each other tightly.

"They're so innocent that it's precious in a way..." Eri shook her head, finally allowing herself to chuckle a bit.

"Yeah, I just hope they stay this precious for a long time." Nozomi was about to go back to her cards, but the whole room suddenly filled up with the rest of the group.

"Hanayo-chan, Rin-chan, is it true?!" Honoka panted out. "Congrats on your baby then, I hope it has both of your guys' amazing qualities!"

Rin and Hanayo were about to explain that Rin actually wasn't pregnant, but they were drowned out in the chorus of shock and disbelief.

"Rin, how are you even pregnant?.." Maki asked with an arched eyebrow. Her shorter, black-haired girlfriend chimed in with a "That's not even physically possible!"

Umi was just off in a corner mumbling "Shameful... so shameful..." to herself over and over while Kotori tried to comfort her.

"...Rin-chan, why are they all here?.." Nozomi spoke as loud as she could over everyone else surrounding them.

"I-I sent them all a text before I came to you for advice, nya-ha..."

It looked like it was going to be a long day for μ's.

I might write more Love Live in the future, who knows. For now, have a fabulous day/night! ~Henjin