The Stick of Uncertain Doom
Disclaimers: I don't own Weiß Kreuz or any other anime series. Don't sue me cause I'm only having a bit of.. innocent fun!
Author: ..Not much to say. I just looked around and suddenly got the idea to write this. Now, stop reading my rant and go read my story.. the Stick of Uncertain Doom!!!!!
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Nagi sighed and mumbled, "I'm so bored.." Today nothing was happening. There was no school, no mission, nothing exciting happening, and Crawford was in a very bitchy mood. He sighed again. "There must be SOMETHING I can do.."
"I can help you with that!" a loud, genki female voice shouted from behind Nagi. "Just hold still for one minute.." Nagi spun around just as the unidentified woman brought a stick down onto his head with much force.
"ITAI!" Nagi yelled and rubbed his head. "Why did you.." his voice trailed off as he looked up and noticed the girl was no longer there. On the floor where she had been was a wooden stick with ancient carvings on it. Nagi picked it up and stared at the inscription, but he couldn't make any sense of the language. Suddenly Nagi dropped the stick and fell over unconscious.
- -(Five Minutes Later...)- -
Nagi's eyes shot open and he jumped up cackling evilly. "Now it is time to have fun!" he grabbed the strange stick from the floor and ran out of his room down stairs to the living room.
"Oi, Nagi. I though you were dead.. you've been up in your room quite a while." Schuldig yawned watching porno on the television.
"Not dead, my dear friend and ally. Just.. plotting." Nagi cackled again. He steadied the stick over his head, ready to fwap Schuldig with it.
"Hmm? Nagi are you feeling ok?" Schuldig heard no reply from Nagi. ".. Nagi, what are yo-" Schuldig turned to look at the boy when he was painfully whacked on the head with a stick. Schuldig jumped off the couch. "OUCH! Nagi, you little baka! Why the hell did you do that to my beautiful head?! Now you will have to feel.. my.. wraith.." Schuldig seemed to get dizzy. "I.. don't feel so good.. I think I'll take a nap.." Schuldig fell back onto the couch K/Oed.
"BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Soon we shall take over the world!" he said to the stick and began cackling again. "We will rule all with our superior intelligence and strength!"
"Hitting Schuldig with a stick hurts God!" Farfarello walked in licking one of his knives affectionately. Nagi turned to Farfarello and cackled again.
"Hitting Farfarello with a stick will help me take over the world!" he cackled again and thwacked Far on the head with the stick. Farfarello just blinked and stared at Nagi blankly.
"Ehh Nagi, you do know I don't feel pain. That was pretty much a.. pointless.. hit.." Farfarello fell over, unconscious like Schuldig.
"HAHAHAHAHA!!! NOW WE SHALL GET THE LEADER!" Nagi smiled and ran down the hall towards Crawford's office.
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Author: Okay, that's the first chappie! Tell me, did you like it? Hate it? Are you confused about the stick? Send in a review and I will update the story as soon as possible to relieve you of your confusion! Or, make your confusion greater. Heh.. just review and I will update sooner. Thanks! ^..^
Disclaimers: I don't own Weiß Kreuz or any other anime series. Don't sue me cause I'm only having a bit of.. innocent fun!
Author: ..Not much to say. I just looked around and suddenly got the idea to write this. Now, stop reading my rant and go read my story.. the Stick of Uncertain Doom!!!!!
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Nagi sighed and mumbled, "I'm so bored.." Today nothing was happening. There was no school, no mission, nothing exciting happening, and Crawford was in a very bitchy mood. He sighed again. "There must be SOMETHING I can do.."
"I can help you with that!" a loud, genki female voice shouted from behind Nagi. "Just hold still for one minute.." Nagi spun around just as the unidentified woman brought a stick down onto his head with much force.
"ITAI!" Nagi yelled and rubbed his head. "Why did you.." his voice trailed off as he looked up and noticed the girl was no longer there. On the floor where she had been was a wooden stick with ancient carvings on it. Nagi picked it up and stared at the inscription, but he couldn't make any sense of the language. Suddenly Nagi dropped the stick and fell over unconscious.
- -(Five Minutes Later...)- -
Nagi's eyes shot open and he jumped up cackling evilly. "Now it is time to have fun!" he grabbed the strange stick from the floor and ran out of his room down stairs to the living room.
"Oi, Nagi. I though you were dead.. you've been up in your room quite a while." Schuldig yawned watching porno on the television.
"Not dead, my dear friend and ally. Just.. plotting." Nagi cackled again. He steadied the stick over his head, ready to fwap Schuldig with it.
"Hmm? Nagi are you feeling ok?" Schuldig heard no reply from Nagi. ".. Nagi, what are yo-" Schuldig turned to look at the boy when he was painfully whacked on the head with a stick. Schuldig jumped off the couch. "OUCH! Nagi, you little baka! Why the hell did you do that to my beautiful head?! Now you will have to feel.. my.. wraith.." Schuldig seemed to get dizzy. "I.. don't feel so good.. I think I'll take a nap.." Schuldig fell back onto the couch K/Oed.
"BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Soon we shall take over the world!" he said to the stick and began cackling again. "We will rule all with our superior intelligence and strength!"
"Hitting Schuldig with a stick hurts God!" Farfarello walked in licking one of his knives affectionately. Nagi turned to Farfarello and cackled again.
"Hitting Farfarello with a stick will help me take over the world!" he cackled again and thwacked Far on the head with the stick. Farfarello just blinked and stared at Nagi blankly.
"Ehh Nagi, you do know I don't feel pain. That was pretty much a.. pointless.. hit.." Farfarello fell over, unconscious like Schuldig.
"HAHAHAHAHA!!! NOW WE SHALL GET THE LEADER!" Nagi smiled and ran down the hall towards Crawford's office.
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Author: Okay, that's the first chappie! Tell me, did you like it? Hate it? Are you confused about the stick? Send in a review and I will update the story as soon as possible to relieve you of your confusion! Or, make your confusion greater. Heh.. just review and I will update sooner. Thanks! ^..^