Twilight Broken Record.
SPOOF TIME!
Original Crap by lupiNsirius3838
Emmett: …You brought a snack!
Edward: Yeah I did.
Emmett: It looks yummy.
Edward: Yep.
…
Emmett: Are you gonna eat that?
Edward: The deer head?
Emmett: Yeah.
Edward: Oh, then yeah.
…
Emmett: Seriously? You're SERIOUSLY gonna eat that?
Edward: Yeah, why?
Emmett: No reason.
…
Emmett: Seriously, if you don't want that-
Edward: Oh fine! Have the fucking deer head! *chucks it at Emmett's head*
(Bella isn't a vamp yet)
Carlisle: All right Bella. You should be fine now.
Bella: Thanks Carlisle.
Carlisle: No problem Hun.
Edward: Ahem.
Carlisle: Sorry son.
Bella: Thanks again.
*5 minutes later*
Edward: Bella, what happened to your arm!?
Bella: *looks down hurriedly*
Edward: HAHAHAAA!! *nothing happened*
Bella: *growl*…
DINNER TIME
Esme: Bella? Dinner!
Bella: Coming! *gets up to go to eat and trips*
Edward: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARM!?
Bella: HAHAHA no. Not funny.
Edward: No I'm serious!
Bella: *looks down and sees she is missing her arm* *arm is on floor detached from body* Aw Shit. There goes my arm.
Edward: CARLISLE!!!
Carlisle: *running in* Ye-*sees Bella without arm then sees arm* Aw shit. There goes her arm.
Edward: Say it.
Edward: Out LOUD. Say it.
Bella: It.
Edward: No, no say what I am.
Bella: What I am.
Edward: Come ON Bella! We've gone over this a million times! Just say what I am!
Bella:…I already said what I am.
Edward: *tackles Bella*
At Baseball field…
Bella: So why do you play baseball? Why not, like, football or something?
Edward: Well, ok. Well, you understand that Football's a very physical sport.
Bella: Yeah.
Edward: So one, we have to wait for a tornado or something massive like that. Two…we had this brother Jimmy…
****FLASHBACK****
Jimmy: *gloating* HAHA Rose! I beat you I beat you I beat y-
Emmett: Shut up Jimmy.
Alice: Jimmy….shut up!
Jimmy: *chicken dance* I BEAT YOU I BEAT YOU I BEAT YOU I BEAT Y-
Rosalie: *Rips Jimmy's head off*
****END OF FLASHBACK****
Bella: Ouch.
Edward: Yeah that's EXACTLY why we don't play football.