Throwing Sanity into the Wind
Author's Note: An explanation of this at the end of this. this is just to see if people will actually read it ^_^;
Disclaimer: ... Does I LOOK like Masashi Kishimoto to you? Because if I do, I'd worry.
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Chapter One: The Beginning of Insanity
Haruno Sakura walked through the village, as usual, to get to the training place Kakashi-sensei had set. She got there, and as usual, Sasuke was the first one there.
It looked to be a typical day, in the day and life of Haruno Sakura.
How very boring.
Sakura sighed. She hoped that somehow this day would be even a bit different. But, normal was fine.
She supposed.
"SAKURA-CHAN~!!" Naruto yelled as he ran towards her. Sakura stopped; Naruto ran by her while sliding. and smashed into a tree. Sakura giggled; at least Naruto was amusing, as always. Naruto laughed his normal laugh and scratched the back of his head.
"Baka." Sasuke sighed. Naruto glared at him.
"You okay Naruto?" Sakura asked. Naruto looked happily up at her.
"Hai Sakura-chan!!" And with that they waited for Kakashi-sensei in silence.
. And waited.
And waited.
AND BLOODY WELL WAITED!!!
Kami-sama! Kakashi was later than usual! Sakura crossed her arms in annoyance. He was always late, but never THIS late.
3 hours later, Kakashi finally arrived.
"YOU'RE LATE!!!" Sakura and Naruto yelled, in unison, as usual.
"No I'm not. That's just a figment of you're---"
"Cut the shit, sensei, you're late and you know it." Sasuke stated bluntly. Kakashi sweat dropped.
"Okay then." Kakashi then started to explain their training for that day. Kunai practice, not too hard.
The day went by quickly, and soon enough, they were aloud to leave.
"Actually. wait a second!" Kakashi called.
"What is it sensei?" Sakura asked.
"Could you make it quick? I really wanna go get some ramen!" Naruto whined. Kakashi nodded.
"Remember: A good ninja never turns his back." and with that he turned the top half of his body so that you could see his back for 10 seconds, and then faced them again. "I want you three to think of something a good ninja would never do. We'll meet back here tomorrow. Same time. erm. earlier for me I guess. anyways, you may go now." With that Kakashi left a very confused Sakura, Naruto and Sasuke. A few minutes later, Sasuke began to leave.
"Ano. Wait! Sasuke-kun!" Sakura ran after him. He stopped, and glared coldly at her.
What do you want?" Sasuke asked.
"I uh--" Sakura began.
"Why don't we all go and eat together?" Naruto asked. Sakura and Sasuke both looked surprised at Naruto. Sakura shot a sideways glance at Sasuke and turned her full attention back to Naruto.
"Sure! Why not? It'll be fun!" Sakura said.
"I've got better ways to waste my time." Sasuke grumbled.
"Come on Sasuke-kun! It'll be fun!" Sakura encouraged.
"Come one Sasuke, just this once?" Naruto asked.
For Sakura. not like she actually matters to him.
Sakura looked at Naruto with surprise, but then looked at him gratefully.
"Yeah, please Sasuke-kun?" Sakura begged. Sasuke looked at Sakura; Sakura thought she saw his glare lighten slightly.
"Fine. This once." Sasuke said. Sakura grinned. Naruto was happy that Sakura was happy.
"Okay~! Lets go~!" Naruto cheered. And the three headed to town to get ramen.
The perfect end to a semi-strange day.
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Rant-ness... I mean... author's note! :
~ So, another stupid and rather pointless story to add to my collection. O.o; where this came from you might wonder? My stupidity I say. I was mocking Kakashi-sensei [What he does in the fic is actually what I did] one day, and it became a joke. Then my Naru-obbsessed friend and I mocked even more characters. ^__^; Oh how we mock! We mock them everyday. Its fun actually o.o; ANYWAYS if you like this fic please review, and even if you don't, review anyways! ^_^ Tell me what I did wrong, and I might fix it. Please not the MIGHT fix it.
Author's Note: An explanation of this at the end of this. this is just to see if people will actually read it ^_^;
Disclaimer: ... Does I LOOK like Masashi Kishimoto to you? Because if I do, I'd worry.
~*~*~
Chapter One: The Beginning of Insanity
Haruno Sakura walked through the village, as usual, to get to the training place Kakashi-sensei had set. She got there, and as usual, Sasuke was the first one there.
It looked to be a typical day, in the day and life of Haruno Sakura.
How very boring.
Sakura sighed. She hoped that somehow this day would be even a bit different. But, normal was fine.
She supposed.
"SAKURA-CHAN~!!" Naruto yelled as he ran towards her. Sakura stopped; Naruto ran by her while sliding. and smashed into a tree. Sakura giggled; at least Naruto was amusing, as always. Naruto laughed his normal laugh and scratched the back of his head.
"Baka." Sasuke sighed. Naruto glared at him.
"You okay Naruto?" Sakura asked. Naruto looked happily up at her.
"Hai Sakura-chan!!" And with that they waited for Kakashi-sensei in silence.
. And waited.
And waited.
AND BLOODY WELL WAITED!!!
Kami-sama! Kakashi was later than usual! Sakura crossed her arms in annoyance. He was always late, but never THIS late.
3 hours later, Kakashi finally arrived.
"YOU'RE LATE!!!" Sakura and Naruto yelled, in unison, as usual.
"No I'm not. That's just a figment of you're---"
"Cut the shit, sensei, you're late and you know it." Sasuke stated bluntly. Kakashi sweat dropped.
"Okay then." Kakashi then started to explain their training for that day. Kunai practice, not too hard.
The day went by quickly, and soon enough, they were aloud to leave.
"Actually. wait a second!" Kakashi called.
"What is it sensei?" Sakura asked.
"Could you make it quick? I really wanna go get some ramen!" Naruto whined. Kakashi nodded.
"Remember: A good ninja never turns his back." and with that he turned the top half of his body so that you could see his back for 10 seconds, and then faced them again. "I want you three to think of something a good ninja would never do. We'll meet back here tomorrow. Same time. erm. earlier for me I guess. anyways, you may go now." With that Kakashi left a very confused Sakura, Naruto and Sasuke. A few minutes later, Sasuke began to leave.
"Ano. Wait! Sasuke-kun!" Sakura ran after him. He stopped, and glared coldly at her.
What do you want?" Sasuke asked.
"I uh--" Sakura began.
"Why don't we all go and eat together?" Naruto asked. Sakura and Sasuke both looked surprised at Naruto. Sakura shot a sideways glance at Sasuke and turned her full attention back to Naruto.
"Sure! Why not? It'll be fun!" Sakura said.
"I've got better ways to waste my time." Sasuke grumbled.
"Come on Sasuke-kun! It'll be fun!" Sakura encouraged.
"Come one Sasuke, just this once?" Naruto asked.
For Sakura. not like she actually matters to him.
Sakura looked at Naruto with surprise, but then looked at him gratefully.
"Yeah, please Sasuke-kun?" Sakura begged. Sasuke looked at Sakura; Sakura thought she saw his glare lighten slightly.
"Fine. This once." Sasuke said. Sakura grinned. Naruto was happy that Sakura was happy.
"Okay~! Lets go~!" Naruto cheered. And the three headed to town to get ramen.
The perfect end to a semi-strange day.
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Rant-ness... I mean... author's note! :
~ So, another stupid and rather pointless story to add to my collection. O.o; where this came from you might wonder? My stupidity I say. I was mocking Kakashi-sensei [What he does in the fic is actually what I did] one day, and it became a joke. Then my Naru-obbsessed friend and I mocked even more characters. ^__^; Oh how we mock! We mock them everyday. Its fun actually o.o; ANYWAYS if you like this fic please review, and even if you don't, review anyways! ^_^ Tell me what I did wrong, and I might fix it. Please not the MIGHT fix it.