I'm a dirty minded freak, what can I say? So I came up with this little...scenario. You may not like it, but... I hope you enjoy.

"This is a very important class. Important not only to your safety, but also your over all quitlty of life."

The group of demigods stared at the centaur, some looking confused, others trying their best not to burst out laughing.

Chiron paced around the room, on the second floor of the Big House. He had only allowed demigods 13 and over to attend this little...gathering. Recent problems had arisen among the older campers that he believed needed to be addressed as quickly as possible.

"So...after the Travis and Katie incident in the Hermes cabin the other day, and Percy and Annabeth by the beach last week, I decided you all should be educated about sexual intercourse."

There were quite a few couples around the room. Percabeth, Jiper, Frazel, Tratie. Will and Nico were there, too, but they didn't look like they were very interested in the class.

Leo raised his hand. He was smirking, curious about what Chiron could possibly know about sex.

"Have you ever had intercourse, Chiron?"

Laughter arose from all around the room, and Chiron wavered.

"Um, I'm afraid that's none of your concern, my boy," Chiron muttered. "So anyways, I have a few demonstrations, and also a slide show. For my first demonstration I need two volunteers. How about...Leo and Miranda."

Leo glanced at the daughter of Demeter as they slowly walked to the front of the room. Leo could tell Miranda was already embarrassed, even though nothing had happened yet. Leo was trying not to laugh, and listening to Jason, Percy, and some other demigods madly giggling and whispering to each other didn't help.

"Ok, face each other."

The two obeyed the centaur's command, facing each other, so that Miranda could see Leo's smirk and he could see her bright red face. When he turned, Leo noticed Mr.D eating popcorn and giggling in the corner.

"Leo and Miranda met each other three weeks ago at the beach," Chiron stated. "Miranda thinks he is an interesting young lad, and is glad to have made friends with him."

Chiron's face darkened.

"But Leo wants more than that. He begins to feel strange feelings towards his new friend. He talks to Miranda one day, she gives into him. Pretty soon Leo books them a hotel room. And they experience something new in there."

Leo laughed loudly. Thank the gods Calypso wasn't here right now, she'd be going insane.

"But!" Chiron said dramatically. "Leo wakes up one morning a few weeks later with an odd sore on his lip. Yes, it appears our dear friend Miranda has infected him with Herpes."

Miranda screamed, and laughter burst throughout the entire room.

In the back of the room, Connor Stoll raised his hand. "Chiron, I know an even better way to teach about sexually transmitted diseases, you know, instead of the slide show."

"And what would that be?"

"It's called pornography. Or just porn."

It was at that moment that the room's atmosphere completely changed. You could almost feel amusement, confusion, and some anger bubbling up around them.

"Oh yeah, it's really educational," Percy said, doing his best not to laugh or smile as he went along with it.

Chiron smiled. He may not trust the Stolls, but he trusted Percy.

"Just look it up and go to videos. You won't regret it," Travis said.

Chiron got the projector ready and searched up "porn" on the camp computer. Despite the giggling fits heard from all around the room, Chiron kept going. He figured that was natural in a sex ed class.

The video began rolling. It stared out innocent enough, but...

Oh my gods, Chiron thought. Oh gods, what? That poor women! What is this?

A few girls in the room screamed and ran out. The scene folding out in front of them was one of absolute terror.

Four. Four! At one time! How many babies does this lady want to have?

Chiron, finally thinking straight turned off the projector. He tried to take his mind off of it, but the images were burned unto his mind. The hammer, the Hannah Montanna wig, the four...things.

"Class dismissed!" Chiron yelled. He'd speak to Percy and the Stolls about this later. Believe me, he would.

But right now, he just needed some alone time. To reflect on his poor decision the bring Sex Education to Camp Half-Blood.

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Ok, so tell me what you think? It was supposed to be funny, I want to know if I succeeded

in that.