Gandalf wants his Mummy III-Bubbles my precioussssssssss

Summary: I'm back! This time the Fellowship have just arrived at the place where Gandalf doesn't know which way to go. Let the insanity fly!

Disclaimer: You know it, I know it, I do not own LotR or make money from this story. Do I make myself clear?

A/N-As usual I've gone with the movie. So, the fellowship are sitting around while Gandalf tries to remember which way to go. Sorry I didn't update for so long. My life is far too busy.

Gandalf sat there like a lump of stone, his head ached and he felt dizzy. (recognise the symptoms?) The Istari was actually beginning to nod off when he snapped. Just as he began to doze Frodo came up to him and said,

"There's something down there."

Gandalf gasped at this and said in a very childish voice,

"Ooooooooooooooooh. Weally?"

Frodo just stared at him. This time Gandalf had a lisp, how annoying was that going to get?

"BUBBLTH!" Gandalf yelled at the top of his voice, pointing at Gollum, who was now crouching down staring at the fellowship with something clutched in his hand.

"Give Bubblth back!" Gandalf said to Gollum.

To everyone's surprise Gollum answered,

"No! Bubblessssssssssssssssss my precioussssssssssssss bearsessss. Yessssssssss precioussssssssss, Bubblessss isssssssss."

Gandalf then went and grabbed one of the teddy's arms and pulled saying,

"MINE!"

Gollum pulled on the arm he was holding crying out,

"Mine!" Gandalf yelled at Gollum, once more pulling on the arm he was holding.

"Mine!" Gollum said pulling Bubbles back to him.

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"Mine!" Gollum yelled out, and with astonishing force, pulled the teddy from Gandalf's grip and ran off.

When Gollum was gone Gandalf sat on the floor and cried noisily.

Legolas groaned, covering his ears, and called Pippin over.

"What did you do last time to get him back to normal?"

"Um…I…that is…."

"You don't remember do you?" Boromir said.

Pippin shook his head.

"You should," Aragorn told Legolas, "Anitarwen, my luminous orange elephant with bright pink spots and electric blue tusks who knows everything, and she says that immortals should remember everything, and you're an immortal."

"Well Abrandythrandy, my bright blue cat who has red stripes can tell when people are lying and he says that Anitarwen is lying." Retorted Legolas

"That's not-" Aragorn began but Boromir cut him off.

"You two are as bad as Gandalf," he told them.

"Are not!" Legolas and Aragorn said in unison, infuriated to be compared with the insane Istari.

"Instead of arguing, shouldn't we try and get Gandalf back to normal?" asked Frodo.

"Yeah, we probably should." Answered Gimli.

The Fellowship gathered round Gandalf and began to talk about how they might get him back to normal when the Istari interrupted.

"I'm going to find Bubblth. Will one of you come too? It'th too scarwy to go alone. Pleeth?"

"No you will not." Gimli told Gandalf, "You'll stay right here."

Gandalf blew a loud wet raspberry in reply.

After about ten minutes Merry suddenly remembered something.

"Pippin! You slapped Gandalf across the face up on Caradhras, maybe that's it."

Pippin went over and slapped him, but all that happened was that Gandalf yelled at him,

"That'th not nice! I'm telling!"

"Well that didn't work."

"Talk about stating the obvious, honestly Sam, can you tell us something we don't know?" asked Gimli in an annoyed voice.

"That last time Pippin told Gandalf too act his age when he slapped him."

"Why didn't you say so before?" asked Frodo.

"I only just remembered."

Pippin then approached Gandalf slowly, the fellowship was waiting with baited breath, the hobbits had their fingers crossed, but just before Pippin could reach him, Gandalf burst into song.

"Twingkle, Twingkle, ickle thar,

How I wonder what ooooh are.

Up above de wowld so high,

Wike a diamond in de sky.

Twingkle, Twingkle, ickle thar,

How I wonder what ooooh are."

"Quick Pippin." Legolas hissed.

Pippin pounced and slapping Gandalf across the face and yelled,

"Act your age!"

Gandalf fell over and Pippin landed on top of him.

"Fool of a Took!" said Gandalf (who was now back to normal) "Get off me. (Pippin gets off) What do you mean, jumping on a poor fellow like that."

"But-" Pippin never finished his sentence.

"Can we get moving now?" Boromir asked Gandalf.

"Yes, this way."

"I thought you'd forgotten." Sam said hesitantly.

"Yes," Gandalf answered, "But Anitarwen told Abrandythrandy who told Bubbles who told me. So it must be this way, (pause) and the air doesn't smell so foul." He added as an after thought.

"We're doomed." Was all Frodo had to say.

"Doomed." Sam agreed.

"Doomed." Merry sighed.

"Doomed," Pippin said sadly, then in curiosity, "What are we doomed by?"

"Pippin." The other three hobbits sighed exasperatedly.

A/N-Did I really just write that? I must be going even more insane. Oh well, good for me. Please review! I might be putting a picture on my bio page. If I do, the first picture I put up will be of Bubbles! Later I might put one up of Anitarwen. Thanks to all who reviewed Gandalf wants his Mummy II. I LOVE REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for reading!

RESPONSE TO REVIEWS

Figure out who is too lazy to log in-thanks for the idea. I though an imaginary friend for Aragorn called Anitarwen would be funny, so thanks. Even though I sort of twisted the idea.

Lirenel- I know you write that sort of stuff, I've read it.

Daphoid- Thanks for the compliment, but don't be too critical of your own stories, some of them are really good.