Pixie Dust: By: LOSTrocker

"Man, nothing beats pixie stix." Maureen said as she popped her fifth stix of sugary goodness in her mouth.

The diva and the other bohos were enjoying an afternoon together, and eating nothing but junk food, and other types of sweets that would rot their teeth out, which Joanne pointed out a number of times, but they ignored her and kept on pigging out.

"Thank God we don't have to go home with her." Collins teased. "She's going to be so hyper."

"What else is new?" asked Mark.

"But what comes up must come down, and she's going to crash hard, she always does after a sugar rush." informed the lawyer.

"Hey Mo, care to take a dare?" Roger asked as he popped in another jawbreaker.

Mimi looked at him. She saw the twinkle in his eye. He was up to something. "What are you going to do?" she whsipered. The Rocker just smirked at her.

"Duh!" Maureen answered. The diva never turned down a dare.

"I dare you to sniff one of those things." Roger answered with a snicker.

"A pixie stix?" Collins asked.

"Yup." answered Roger.

Maureen ripped open another pixie stix and poured the sugary goodness into one hand and tossed the straw away with the other. Then she brought it up to her nose. She was going to sniff but Phoebe stopped her. "Thats going to hurt Mo." she warned.

"I like a little pain." she smirked.

"I wanred her." she said to Mark.

Then Maureen took a big sniff and everyone waited. So far all was quiet then Maureen jumped up. "OW! IT BURNS! ITS BURNS US!" the diva started to shriek like Gollem from LOTR when the Ring burned him. "IT BURNS US PRESIOUS!"

Joanne jumped up and went to Maureen. "Honeybear, are you all right?"

"NO!" she answered.

Roger laughed. Mimi hit him.

"I warned her." Phoebe said. She couldn't help but giggle. She made a cute Gollem.

"I NEED TO LAY DOWN!" Maureen ran to the rocker and dancers room.

Mimi got up and dashed to check on her. Joanne followed as did Angel. Phoebe hoped up from Mark's lab and did the same. The guys couldn't help but laugh. It was funny. Who in their right mind would sniff one of those things? "Hey, we all sniffed worse right?" Collins chucked.

"Speak for yourself." Mark said.

"How is she?" Collins asked when the girls came back. Well, almost all of them came back. Joanne wasn't with them.

"She'll be okay in a few minutes." answered Phoebe coming back and taking her seat back on the film maker's lab.

"Make that fifteen." Mimi corrected with a snicker.

"Wait a minute... They're going to... On our bed!?" Roger yelled.

"Your fault, you dared her." pointed out Mimi.

Roger shuddered.

The two came out sometime later. Maureen looked a whole lot better. "How do you feel?" Collins asked.

"Joanne kissed it and made it all better." Maureen said to him.

"I'm sure she did more then just kiss." said Mimi.

Mark rolled his eyes. Typicall.

"You guys are so washing our sheets before you go." Roger told them but Maureen ignored him and helped herself to another pixie stix.

Fin.

Author's Notes: Sadly this is based on a true story. We dared one of our good friends to sniff one and man she didn't like it too much but it was so funny, even she was laughing. Pixie stix rock though don't they? Great now I want some. LOL!