Chapter 1: Beauty is in the eyes, not in the dress, because there's a juice stain on it...
"You look funny," Yugi said as he saw Joey come through the door in a white dress.
"Shaddup, Yugi. You look just as funny as I am," Joey shot back. Yugi looked at what he was wearing: A pink tuxedo with a tie with happy faces on it.
"You're going to be late!" Tea shouted from the kitchen. Yugi and Joey had been invited to Kaiba's ball at his mansion and they were already five minutes late.
"Where's our pumpkin ride?" asked Joey.
"You don't have one, dumbass! Who do you think you are? Cinderella?" Tea shouted back, "Kaiba's mansion is just two blocks down the street! Use your feet for once!"
"Bye Tea!" Yugi shouted as he and Joey walked out the door.
At the ball:
"I wonder where Yugi and Joey are." Kaiba thought as he paced around in his office.
"Seto, the guests are getting restless! If you don't start the ball soon, they'll leave!" Mokuba said.
"Mokuba..."
"What, big brother?"
"Zip it."
"Whatever," Mokuba said as he stormed out of Kaiba's office.
"Sir, Yugi and Joey has been located"
"Then, let the ball begin!"
Chapter 2: The stain that couldn't be washed away...
"Yugi! I've got a problem..." Joey said.
"What is it you dumdum?" Yugi asked.
"Um... I sort of got a stain on my dress and I don't think it could be washed with just water," Joey answered.
"What did you spill on your dress?"
"Orange juice, punch, lemonade, and some red wine," Joey slowly said.
"Well, let me try to wash it away"
Yugi and Joey turned around and saw Kaiba in his unusual pink cape.
"What's up Kaiba?" Joey said.
"Let's just wash that pretty dress in the washroom. Come on, let's go," Kaiba signaled Joey to go with him. And Joey did.
While Joey was in the washroom with Kaiba...
"Yugi Boy. We meet again,"
Yugi turned around, Pegasus stood there in his red tuxedo holding a glass of red wine.
"Pegasus! What's up man? How's your eye doing?" Yugi asked.
"I replaced it with a glass eye. It doesn't have magical powers like my Millennium Eye had but it does make a good kaleidoscope." Pegasus giggled as he turned his glass eye and walked away.
In the washroom:
"Let me see..." Kaiba wondered out loud, "Take it off. I can't work like this."
So Joey took off the dress and stood shaking in his boxers.
Kaiba took the dress and began furiously scrubbing it with a brush.
"Kaiba, hurry up! I'm freezing."
"Okay, okay, stop whining you puppy" Kaiba said.
Joey was dazed at the moment because they just heard some strange sounds coming from one of the bathroom stalls...
Chapter 3: The washroom stall with a... good internet connection?
Joey and Kaiba slowly moved towards the third bathroom stall from which the sounds were coming from.
Joey looked under the bathroom stall door. He saw nothing. Kaiba pushed open the unlocked door. They gasped.
At the ball:
Stop shaking it, stop shaking it, stop shaking damnit! Yugi thought. Yugi was watching Pegasus shake to the music like crazy. He also saw that Pegasus was having his fifth cup of red wine and giggling like a crazy cheerleader while rotating his eyes, looking at his compact kaleidoscope. Yugi sighed as he kept his eye out for his yami.
Back in the washroom:
"Ryou? Bakura? What are you doing here?" Kaiba hollered at the couple.
"Um, surfing the internet?" Ryou answered.
Sure enough, when Bakura stepped aside, there was a laptop on the toilet seat.
"Better internet connection here," Bakura explained.
"Doesn't it smell in here though?" Joey asked.
"Enough!" Kaiba was disgusted so he closed the door and led Joey out of the men's washroom.
"What about my dress?" Joey asked as they went out the door.
Down at the ball:
Yugi was getting bored of sitting down.
"Hello Yugi," said a deep voice behind him.
Yugi nearly jumped out of his seat. He looked behind as he settled down and nearly jumped again.
"Yami!" Yugi said as he got out of his chair to hug his yami, "I missed you so much Yami!"
Yami noticed a small tear emerge in Yugi's eyes. It had been two long painful years for Yugi when Yami had to go to a hospital to recover from a head concussion.
Yugi had started crying on Yami's shirt. Yami waited until Yugi had finally settled down before catching up with him.
Chapter 4: The Matrix Revolutions
"Kaiba! Where are you taking me?" Joey said as Kaiba dragged him into a small, kind of messy room.
"What are we doing here...?" Joey was stopped short when Kaiba took off his shirt to reveal...
At the Ball:
"Yami, I missed you!" Yugi said again.
"Yugi, settle down," Yami calmly replied, "Now hand over your Millennium Puzzle!"
"What?" Yugi screamed and pushed Yami away from himself.
"Haha! Tricked you!" Yami laughed as he settled down beside Yugi again.
"Yami," Yugi whined and pushed Yami playfully.
"Why don't we get a small room to get some privacy for our little talk?" Yami said as he swept Yugi into his hands and went upstairs towards the room Kaiba and Joey was...
In the Bedroom:
Kaiba took off his shirt to reveal... a wrestling outfit.
"BONSAI!!!" Kaiba screamed as he jumped onto Joey.
"AHHH!" Joey screamed and got the wind knocked out of him when Kaiba landed on his stomach.
"Who is the champion huh? I am! I don't you forget that!" Kaiba shouted in Joey's ear when he got Joey in a headlock.
"Not for long you won't!" Joey said as he matrixed out of Kaiba's headlock. "You may be 'The Rock', but I AM MORPHEUS!" Joey boomed with a deep voice, "Oops wrong voice. I think I got a cold or something. Just wait for a minute. Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti DO! Okay, I've got it. I AM MORPHEUS!"
Joey moved towards Kaiba in slow motion.
"Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" Joey said in s l o w m o t i o n.
"I want a cup of water ok? Be back in a second," Kaiba said.
"Okay," said Joey in his regular voice but he was still suspended in the air.
Meanwhile, at the ball, at the gambling tables:
Duke Devilin was ruling over the dice games.
"Hehehe. They'll never know that I'm using unfair dice," Duke accidentally said out loud.
Everyone stared at him.
"Eh... heh heh heh..." Duke nervously chuckled as he moved backwards slowly towards the exit of the gambling area.
"Get him!" shouted one of the gamblers and everyone started running towards Duke.
"AHHHHH!!!" Duke screamed as he ran out of Kaiba's mansion, chased by a stampede of angry gamblers.
As soon as Duke Devilin got outside, he bent down in a superman position. The ground beneath him rippled and burped and Duke was flying in the sky after a split second.
"So long suckers!" Duke shouted down at the amazed gamblers. Too bad he didn't see where he was going...
Chapter 5: Look up into the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a splat on an airplane window!
"Oy..." said Duke Devilin weakly when he was being wheeled into an ambulance.
"How horrible! Will he live through this Yami?" Yugi asked.
"Yes he will. As long as he has the blessed dice I sent him last Christmas." Yami replied.
"Uh... ok," Yugi said as he felt for the dice he borrowed from Duke since last Christmas in his pocket.
In the kitchen:
gulp gulp gulp
"Well, better get back to the bedroom to get my butt whooped," Kaiba said to himself as he closed the refrigerator door to find Bakura and Ryou sitting there again with their laptop.
"What are you doing here now?" Kaiba asked.
"Well, as Joey said, the bathroom got smelly so we moved here. Did you know that there's great internet connections all over your house?" Bakura replied.
"Yes, I mean what are you doing on that laptop anyway?" Kaiba asked again.
"Oh we're illegally downloading music files and movie files from this program that is illegal in most of the other countries," Ryou replied this time.
"Oh," Kaiba said and left them alone to download their files.
In another part of the city:
"Tristan! What's taking so long?" asked Tristan's sister, Serenity.
"The car won't start! I've tried everything to get it to start. Like saying, 'Start Sesame' and 'Please start NOW' but it won't start," replied Tristan.
Serenity sighed, "Then what are we supposed to do?"
"Well I dunno! When we drove last time, we hot wired our car right? But the fuse has burned out. And why did the officer say that we need a 'license' thing when we were driving? And he gave us a 'ticket' saying that we have to pay them. How much do we owe them now?" Tristan asked.
"I think we add the total up," Serenity suggested.
"And the totals are?"
"86, 91, and 99 dollars." Serenity replied. (Real totals: 98, 16, and 66 dollars)
"What do they add up to?" Tristan asked.
"Hm..." both of them sat there in the car having no clue on how to do addition.
Chapter 6: Malik and Marik appears
"Let's rule this dance competition!" Malik says to Marik.
Malik and Marik start dancing to boogie horribly
"You are disqualified." The judges said instantly.
"Awww. It was worth a try." Marik said.
Some eerie hip hop/j-pop music comes on
"Isis!?!?" Malik and Marik said at the same time.
Sure enough, in the middle of the dance floor, Isis was doing her eerie Egyptian/Japanese/Arabian dance moves.
She won the dance competition surprisingly enough. Isis and Malik and Marik were the only contestants.
In cyberspace:
"Can I be the head of Kaiba Corp now?" Noah asked.
"No." Gozoboro simply answered.
"How about now?" Noah asked again.
"No."
"Now?"
"No"
"Ok. How about now?"
In the Big Five room:
"The Big Five will rule the world someday." Big Five number One said.
"How?" Big Five number Two answered.
"I don't know. But we have to get rid of Kaiba and Noah first." Big Five number Three said.
"We should wrap them up nicely and send them to Africa." Big Five number Four suggested.
"Alright. Let's go wrap them up." Big Five number Five said.
Back at the ball:
"Ow! A pencil stabbed into my foot! I am like, soo bleeding!" Pegasus exclaimed, "Now, who would put a pencil in the middle of a dancing room? And how did it jab into my foot? Hm... it must have been standing up when I stepped on it, but how did it do that? And where are the people that are supposed to be comforting me!?! HELLO?!?!"
"That's nice," everyone muttered and went back to dancing.
"Hmph!" Pegasus limped out of Kaiba's mansion in search of a nearby hospital.
Back in the bedroom:
"I'm back," Kaiba said as he walked through the door, "You're still waiting for me? Aww... How sweet."
"Aiyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Joey screamed as he continued to move in slow motion towards Kaiba.
"Haiyaaaa!" Kaiba screamed as he moved in slow motion towards Joey.
"AIYEEEE!"
"HAIYAAA!"
They both missed their targets by a meter.
"I'm beat. I'm going to sleep. Good Night." Kaiba yawned and curled up on the floor and sucked his thumb to sleep.
"Awwww.... He's so cute when he's sucking on his thumb...
Chapter 7: The Yugis Find Out What?
Somewhere in the Mansion:
"Now what were we going to do?" Yugi asked Yami.
"Going to this room that is right in front of us," Yami replied.
"Oh yeah!" Yugi exclaimed and he opened the bedroom door.
"Oh my god," the two of them said at the same time.
At the hospital:
Pegasus had to wait in the waiting room because other people were there before him and they all had pencils in their feet. He grumbled and giggled as he twirled his glass eye.
In another part of the city:
"Hmmm..." Tristan and Serenity were still trying to add up the numbers in their heads.
"Oh well... we could always get Tea to do it for us," Serenity suggested.
"But we hijacked her car! Wouldn't she get mad at us?" Tristan answered.
"She probably doesn't even know it's gone yet," Serenity said.
Yugi, Joey, and Tea's house:
"DUDE! WHERE'S MY CAR!?!" Tea screamed. Her screams were heard from all parts of the city.
In the car:
"DOH!" Tristan and Serenity exclaimed.
After the dance competition:
"Look brothers! I won! I foresaw this victory with my Millennium Necklace." Isis ran over to Malik and Marik like a penguin due to her tight dress. She was clutching a golden trophy in her hands.
"Good for you, sister," Malik and Marik congratulated her half-heartedly.
"Exactly! LOSERS! LOSERS! YOU SUCK! YOU STINK! What's that smell? Oh it's you guys! What? What?" Isis poured out.
Malik and Marik walked away towards Kaiba's mansion sulkily in search of another dance competition.
At the bedroom:
"Oh my god! This room looks beautiful!" Yugi exclaimed.
"I dunno why I said oh my god," Yami said, "There's nothing in here except a bed, a closet and a table!"
Kaiba and Joey were somewhere in the closet after they had both sleepwalked and got trapped there.
The two Yugis went over to the bed and sat down.
"So, what do you want to talk about?" Yami asked.
"How is it that you had to stay in the hospital for 2 years for only a head concussion?" Yugi asked.
"Do you know how I got my concussion?"
Yugi shook his head.
"Well, it was a long time ago," Yami started.
"It was only two years ago,"
"Right. Two years ago, I was washing my hair with Herbal Essences and I was feeling really good moaning and sniffing. Then I threw my head around screaming YES! YES! And then I knocked my head on the bathroom wall. I was carried to the hospital because Tea came in and saw me unconscious and totally nude. She called 911 and kicked me in the balls to try and wake me. But she didn't know that I was already awake and felt everything. Anyway, at the hospital they were doing some surgery on my head and I rolled over. I fell off the operation table and broke my back. It took me two years to recover from the broken back and the head surgery."
"Wow... Oh sorry, I wasn't listening. Could you repeat what you said?" Yugi said.
"Do me."
"Excuse me?"
"Do me."
"Do what?"
"Me."
"How?"
"I thought you knew,"
"No I don't."
"Damn, because I don't know either."
"Oh."
"Too bad."