Harry Potter and the Coffin of Happiness

By Katerina Lupin

Do you enjoy abnormal, amusing stories, ones with twisted characters and tainted plots? Then continue on, for what you are about to read is nothing close to the ordinary, in fact; it's a fanfic writers worst nightmare, containing:

Mary Sues by the Dozen

The 10 Ten Hated Plot Twists

The Death of Your Favorite, and Least Favorite, Characters

Slash in Every Which Way

Game Show Parody's

And

Purple Dinosaurs!!

So beware, reading may damage the mind severely or cause one to roll on the floor laughing…. either way, it should be very interesting….

(Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter nor am I JK Rowling. I don't work at Scholastic and I loathe WB. Get the point?)