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(The Queen of Darkness Returns)

(And to oppose her, the Goddess of Light)

(A Lone Angel)

(And…)

BTR cheers!

(A BOYBAND?)

-Pit: Sorry to keep you waiting! But you—!

-BTR: —gotta live it big time!

— — —

*Kid Icarus Underworld theme plays + BTR Theme Song*

(A rift in time exposed)

"Feast your eyes under the crack, my goddess," said a sorcerer, "For you'll journey into a land that'll proclaim your victory."

Medusa peeked into the rift. She then gets swallowed by the rift.

(Right into Modern Day earth)

Medusa lands into Modern Day Earth. She is then seen standing in front of the Palm Woods Hotel and smiles, "Excellent."

(In an Ultimate Crossover Adventure)

Medusa is then seen right in front of LA Traffic, stopping cars and buses at will. Then sees a car driven by BTR. The boys are about to run over Medusa, screaming.

"That woman was kinda freaky." Logan said.

Gustavo catches the guys' attention, "Boys! I have something for you." He then shows them the 3DS, "BINGO!"

The guys then check the game on the 3DS.

"No way! Kid Icarus Uprising?" they cheered.

"That was like the biggest news at E3 last year right?" Logan exclaimed.

"How awesome is Pit right now?" Kendall said.

— — —

(A demonic goddess, walking amongst human)

A Real-life woman walks into the Palm Woods school classroom, " 'Morning class." She said, "I'm Ms. Samedi. And t'night we'll have a mythology pop quiz."

Her eyes flashes yellow and smiles evilly.

(Ready to do away Modern-Day Earth)

"My goddess!" A messenger said to Palutena and Pit, "bearing terrible news from the front. It appears that Medusa has escaped the land to penetrate right into a rift of time to Modern Day Earth."

Pit sees Ms. Samedi from the bowl of water that sees everything, and recognizes her as Medusa in live-action disguise.

"Oh no! Medusa's gonna wreck havoc these students!" Pit warned.

"Let us hurry Pit! The people need our help!" Palutena said.

Pit blinked, "Our help?"

"I shall come with you."

Pit lands on an alleyway in LA and fights a couple of human bad guys there.

"Palutena?" He searched around for Palutena.

"Freeze!" A cop aims his gun at Pit behind patrol car "Stay right where you are!"

Pit flies upward to everyone's amazement.

— — —

"Cops and witnesses all agree that they've seen an angel right in the middle of LA Parking Way fighting criminals." A reporter said.

The BTR boys along with Jo, Camille, Katie, and Mrs. Knight all watched the reports, amazed.

"An angel?" James and Carlos said.

— — —

"This Saturday lady is up to something." Kendall said, "And we're gonna find out what."

Medusa is seen with her minions blending in, and at the same time wrecking havoc the Palm Woods, petrifying people at will… coming face-to-face with Mrs. Knight… petrifying Jett and dumping his statue form into the pool.

— — —

"We need to blend in Pit… but I can only maintain it for 60 minutes." Palutena said.

Pit and Palutena change appearance from 3D anime version to real live-action version.

"Did it work, Palutena?" Pit in Live-action form said. He looked like a 20-something year old.

"Who're you talking to?" James is heard.

Pit faces James, and shakes his head, "No one"

Ahem!

Pit sees a little 13-year old live-action girl next to him. He recognizes her immediately as Palutena. He then faces James again and grins, "I mean. Her… I was… talking… to her… no one else… okay…"

— — —

(Three Sacred Treasures they will seek)

Medusa admires a gold pin which morphed into a golden arrow.

(And three they'll collect)

Pit and Palutena sees a Pegasus over LA horizon.

"Bark like a dog!" Pit said to a mega-size version of Lightning who barked on cue, "WOOOF!" causing a powerful gust of wind.

(For a startling revelation)

Kendall, Logan, Jo, Katie, and Camille spots something shocking inside a storage room.

— — —

"Oh no. You don't think—!" Carlos pauses, "Pat is the one?"

"Oh you bet he is." James replied in a deep voice, "He's the one."

"Medusa! Underworld goddess!" Pit faces Medusa inside the guys' apartment.

"Pit." Medusa smiles at Pit, "Always a pleasure…"

— — —

"…to come and rescue people."

Medusa shoots a beam, electrocuting and petrifying James.

"James!" Carlos cries out.

"She's eeeeeevil…" Logan breathed in a whisper.

— — —

(With 2x the action…)

More scenes of Pit and the Palm Woods kids fighting monsters.

(…2x the laugh…)

Some comical scenes…

(…and 2x the Big Time Uprising)

"You're NOT gonna get away with this Palutena!" Pit said.

More scenes of more monsters showing up, including monster-versions of Gustavo, Kelly and Griffin.

"Not this time!" Pit shouted.

— — —

"Oh boy, Pit." Medusa chuckled at Pit, facing her "You have so much to learn."

A new scene of Pit with the Palm Woods kids behind him. They were on the rooftop of Rocque Records.

— — —

*ending tune to the Kid Icarus Uprising trailer music*

The portal opens up before Pit.

"We don't have much time, Pit. We must make haste"

Pit freefalls off from the Portal, and descends right through a sea of clouds, swirly vortex until everything goes white.

— — —

BIG TIME UPRISING

A Big Time Rush x Kid Icarus Uprising Crossover

— — —

Eggplant wizard shows up, and shoots his magic at Logan who blocks it with a chair. The magic bounces back into the wizard, turning him into a walking eggplant. Logan stared impressed, so does everyone else.

"That was pretty good."

COMING SOON!