ok, im just bored, kayz? here's they story.
The story begins with Harry Potter walking down the hallway crowded with people in order to get to the Gryffindor Common room. All of a sudden, Harry stops walking, shouts "WINDEX!", and continues walking as if nothing happen. All the other people in the hall give him strange stares as he walks by. He then stops first year and begins to talk to her.
Harry- You know, I have a split personality. NO YOU DON'T! YES I DO! NO YOU DON'T!!! YES I DO!!!
The little girl deceided to leave Harry while he continued to have an argument with himself.
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Harry eventually settled his argument with Mike, his split personality, and walked into the Gryffindor common room, only to see it flooded with thousands of hampsters that were all doing an extremely cute dance while listening to very high-pitched music.
Harry- Mike, what do you think we should do with them?
Harry(Mike)- Do you know any pyromaniacs?
Harry- I think Crabbe is a pyro...
Harry(Mike)- Then let him BURN them!!!MWUHAHAHAHA!!
The little dancing hampsters stopped dancing and all ran in various directions, trying to get away from Harry/Mike.
Harry- That's better.
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Harry walks into his room, when he sees that this was where all the hampsters ran to, only this time, there were EVERYWHERE!! They were in all his drawers, under his bed, even on the candles, that were, by the way, burning. If this wasn't enough, the next thing Harry saw was sure to scare him. RON WAS DANCING WITH THE HAMPSTERS!!!
Harry- WHAT ARE YOU DOING????
Ron(still dancing)- Aw, come on, Harry! It's fun!
Harry(Mike) I want you and all your abnormally furry friends out of here!!
(Music stops and they all walk out)
Harry- That's better.
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Harry wakes up the next day and sees a hampster dancing on the floor, the music blasting away.
Harry- WHERE IS THAT DAMN MUSIC COMING FROM??
Harry begins to frantically search the room for the source of music, with no luck.
Harry(Mike)- ARRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! YOU ******* LITTLE FURBALL!!!!!!!
The dancing stops dancing and runs for his life, leaving the music on.
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Harry walk into the great hall and sees that everyone is dancing to the extrememly high-pitched song, along-side the hampsters. Mike gets furious.
Harry(Mike)- CAN'T EVERYBODY SEE THAT THESE FURRY EXCUSES FOR RATS ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE SCHOOL THROUGH DANCE????
Nobody listens to him, and Harry and Mike are forced for the rest of their lives to hear and see the little dancing hampsters.
THE END.
A/N- omg. I think I'M the one with the mental issuse, not Harry. God, if anybody actually understands what I just wrote, please review and tell me 'cause I don't even know.(PS- Please don't tell me that I have issuses, because I already KNOW that. ^-^)
The story begins with Harry Potter walking down the hallway crowded with people in order to get to the Gryffindor Common room. All of a sudden, Harry stops walking, shouts "WINDEX!", and continues walking as if nothing happen. All the other people in the hall give him strange stares as he walks by. He then stops first year and begins to talk to her.
Harry- You know, I have a split personality. NO YOU DON'T! YES I DO! NO YOU DON'T!!! YES I DO!!!
The little girl deceided to leave Harry while he continued to have an argument with himself.
***********************************************************
Harry eventually settled his argument with Mike, his split personality, and walked into the Gryffindor common room, only to see it flooded with thousands of hampsters that were all doing an extremely cute dance while listening to very high-pitched music.
Harry- Mike, what do you think we should do with them?
Harry(Mike)- Do you know any pyromaniacs?
Harry- I think Crabbe is a pyro...
Harry(Mike)- Then let him BURN them!!!MWUHAHAHAHA!!
The little dancing hampsters stopped dancing and all ran in various directions, trying to get away from Harry/Mike.
Harry- That's better.
**********************************************************
Harry walks into his room, when he sees that this was where all the hampsters ran to, only this time, there were EVERYWHERE!! They were in all his drawers, under his bed, even on the candles, that were, by the way, burning. If this wasn't enough, the next thing Harry saw was sure to scare him. RON WAS DANCING WITH THE HAMPSTERS!!!
Harry- WHAT ARE YOU DOING????
Ron(still dancing)- Aw, come on, Harry! It's fun!
Harry(Mike) I want you and all your abnormally furry friends out of here!!
(Music stops and they all walk out)
Harry- That's better.
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Harry wakes up the next day and sees a hampster dancing on the floor, the music blasting away.
Harry- WHERE IS THAT DAMN MUSIC COMING FROM??
Harry begins to frantically search the room for the source of music, with no luck.
Harry(Mike)- ARRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! YOU ******* LITTLE FURBALL!!!!!!!
The dancing stops dancing and runs for his life, leaving the music on.
**********************************************************
Harry walk into the great hall and sees that everyone is dancing to the extrememly high-pitched song, along-side the hampsters. Mike gets furious.
Harry(Mike)- CAN'T EVERYBODY SEE THAT THESE FURRY EXCUSES FOR RATS ARE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE SCHOOL THROUGH DANCE????
Nobody listens to him, and Harry and Mike are forced for the rest of their lives to hear and see the little dancing hampsters.
THE END.
A/N- omg. I think I'M the one with the mental issuse, not Harry. God, if anybody actually understands what I just wrote, please review and tell me 'cause I don't even know.(PS- Please don't tell me that I have issuses, because I already KNOW that. ^-^)