Disclaimer: Neither myself (Sezzi) or Reene own Beyblade, but Reene does own her daggers and peppermints, although the axe was originally Kai's. We also own ourselves.

This is just for fun, and yes, it is a self-insertion. Don't like it, don't read it. Simple as that.

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Once upon a time…no, that's not it…..There once…..no, that's not it either…..Ah screw it. It's a sunny Saturday morning, the birds are singing, the grass is green, and there are extremely loud yells coming from an unidentified building (which is not flying). The loud yells continue as a blue haired teen makes a speedy exit, pursued by two teens, a boy and a girl. The boy has two-toned hair and a scarf, the girl, blue hair and wings. They both look annoyed at the bluenette, who is grinning, semi embarrassed, semi laughing his head off. The girl, finally remembering she has wings, grins evilly and takes off after the bluenette. Laughing manically, she grabs him by the ponytail.
"Muahahahahaha!!! You cannot escape the great Sezzi's wrath Tyson!!!"
By now the other youth has caught up with them, looking slightly flushed and very angry. He also seems to have lipstick on his face and scarf that matches the girl's perfectly.
"Be glad that Sezzi's friend has taken my axe Tyson, or you would be missing a head." He growls.
"How the hell was I supposed to know you were in there?" the captive protests.
"Well gee Tyson, it is my room." Fumes the girl sarcastically.
"How was I supposed to know he was in there?" Tyson gestures, then grins.
"What were you doing in there Kai?" he asks innocently.
Kai grabs Tyson's collar and lifts him off the ground by it.
"What was going on is neither your bloody concern, nor your fucking business!" he yells, raising a fist.
"Prozac Kai, Prozac." Tyson suggests.
"He is using Prozac," offers Sezzi, "Otherwise you would be dead by now. Did you remember to take them today?"
Kai raises an eyebrow.
"Why does everyone think I'm on medication?"
A girl with silver hair enters and says:
"As opposed to Sezzi who everyone knows is on medication."
"Is it my fault I have hay fever? I blame my parents personally."
Reene blinks.
"That's not what I meant."
"Whatever. Is Tyson meant to be turning blue? He matches his hair."
Kai drops him, and walks over towards Sezzi and Reene.
"Two things: You really enjoy torturing him, don't you?" to which Sezzi nods, "and, GIVE ME BACK MY AXE!!"
Reene looks unsurprised at Kai's words and smiles childishly at him.
"No." he begins to growl and Tyson starts to sneak away, Sezzi grabs him.
"Where do you think you're going?"
Tyson gulps nervously.
"As far away as possible, as fast as possible?" he offers. Sezzi sneers.
"Wrong, you're staying here until my fist is done with you."
Tyson opens his mouth and gives the worst possible answer given his situation.
"So you're sharing yourself between the Bladebreakers. Kai gets your lips and hands, and I get your fist and knee in my chest."
Sezzi glares and begins to charge at him, but before she even gets halfway towards him, he is flat on his back with a very angry Kai beating the shit out of him. A dust cloud forms.
Sezzi sits down and pulls out a box of popcorn. She begins to munch, offering some to Reene and Rei, who has just arrived. He asks
"What the hell is Kai doing?"
"Beating Tyson up, popcorn?"
"Thanks…WHAT?!?"
A black and white blur speeds over to the dust cloud, pulls out Kai and throws him somewhere, then kneels down next to Tyson, who is most definitely unconscious.
"Rei likes Tyson?" Reene asks surprised.
"Apparently."
"Poor Max."
Kai charges back towards Rei. Sezzi, deciding she doesn't want to be an asset to murder, grabs hold of Kai's scarf, which causes him to stop suddenly. Rei turns and glowers at them.
"First of all, I feel for Tyson as a friend and a team member, second, Kai you bastard, what did you do to him?! Thirdly," Rei paused to take a breath, "what have you got on your face and scarf Kai, it looks like lipsti…oh" something clicks as Rei's mouth falls open, he looks baffled.
Kai glares even more, wishing that Rei would frizzle up and die. Sezzi tightens her hold and sighs, dropping her head into her free hand.
"Kai, as much as I would like, you can't kill them. Come on, lets get you cleaned up." and proceeds to drag an unresisting Kai off. Strangely enough, Kai seems to be trying to keep a grin off his face.
"Have fun you two!" Reene shouts.
"Oh we will!" Sezzi shouts back grinning.
Rei, in the mean time, is trying to work out what the hell is going on.
"Kai…has a girlfriend…and they're fairly serious? He has lipstick on his face that matches Sezzi's…HE'S GOING OUT WITH SEZZI?!?"
"Took ya long enough. Even Tyson found out before you. Mind you, he did walk in on them." Reene states calmly.
Rei just stares blankly in a random direction, until Tyson groans, and Rei comes back to reality, he looks concerned.
"C'mon Ty, wake up!" he says shaking Tyson's shoulder.
"FOOD!!" Reene shouts. Tyson twitches.
"Man, he's really out, he didn't wake up for food."
Rei glares, and Tyson shivers but does not wake up.
"What did that bloody muscovik moron do to ya Tyson?" asks Rei.
Reene takes off her ankle length coat and drapes it over Tyson. The black folds cover all but his face. Reene turns to Rei.
"You'll have to carry him inside, there's no way I can, or would for that matter. Be careful of the coat, I think there's a couple of daggers in the pocket, don't look so surprised, you know I couldn't carry Tyson."
Swallowing the comment that his surprise was less to do with carrying Tyson and more to do with the contents of Reene's pockets, Rei staggers to his feet with Tyson in his arms, Rei changes the subject back to Sezzi and Kai.
"So, erm, did they? I mean, were they?"
"Were they what?"
"Erm, uh, erm, oh shit, erm, y'know, doing stuff?"
"I don't know, I was hiding my axe…where did I put that anyway? #Chibi max taking it and locking it in his room# I believe they were exchanging saliva at some point."
Rei looks confused.
"They were kissing dumbass.. C'mon, dump him in his room and I shall explain the birds and the bees, oh clueless one."
Rei now looks bemused. A loud shout is heard from down the hall. Kenny comes running towards them.
"Max found the sugar and ate it, and he got an axe from somewhere (Reene looks furious at this) and is trying to chop Sezzi's wings off!"
A scream comes towards them, and Sezzi flies over the top of them. A yellow and green blur comes running after Sezzi, followed by a blue and black blur. Reene sticks her foot out and trips up the first blur, which reveals a teenage boy with blond hair. Reene grabs the axe and moves out of the way as both Sezzi and the second blur, which turns out to be Kai, jump on Max and attempt to kill him. Rei considers pulling Max or Sezzi out to avoid a repeat of what happened with Tyson, speaking of which, he appears to be waking up, which distracts all but those actively participating in the fight.
"Why is Tyson unconscious? And why were you carrying him Rei?" asks Kenny
Rei sits Tyson down with his back against the wall and kneels down beside him before replying.
"He annoyed Sezzi and Kai, as to why I was carrying him, Reene wouldn't and no-one else was there." unfortunately for Rei the blush on his face seems to alter his story. Tyson's eyes open, and he looks around blearily.
"What…what happened? Ow, my head!" he rubs his temples and his eyes come into focus.
"Kai beat you up, are you ok?" asks Rei.
"Fine, I guess. What's this?" he touches Reene's coat. It still covers most of him.
"My coat." supplies Reene, half looking at him, half at the fight.
"Man, it weighs a ton, what have you got in it?"
"Three throwing daggers, two normal daggers, five unsent death threats (A/N for Ranma, Akane, Ryoga, Cornelius and a boy who goes to our school, read our other fic to find out why #shameless plug#), and a bag of peppermints." says Reene calmly, still looking at the fight. Finally bored she reaches forward and pulls a slightly battered Max out of the pile.
"T-thanks Reene." he pants, grinning. Reene looks annoyed and shakes his shoulders roughly.
"Never, EVER, take my axe again kid, or you will lose your manhood, and I'm not joking."
Kai and Sezzi stop fighting once they realise that Max isn't there. Max grins.
"Ah, I'll be going now." he flees. Kai looks at Tyson and sneers, Tyson moves behind Rei and Reene.
"Hide me." he whimpers. Rei looks at him, he looks and sounds terrified.
Sezzi slaps Kai round the back of the head.
"Behave you."
Kai mock glares at her, and rubs the spot where she hit him.
"What was that for?"
"You want to scare Tyson? Leave him alone. He'll be convinced that you're planning something and become paranoid."
Kai looks thoughtful, then grins (A/N Scary)
"You're evil, did you know that?"
"Yup, but that's why you like me."
Max, rather stupidly, shouts out "I bet that's not the only reason!" while eyeing Sezzi up.
Understandably, this causes Sezzi to get very, very mad. Which then causes her to try and kill Max, which causes him to run for his life, which causes everyone else to get out of the way, which causes Sezzi to trip over them, which causes her to get even more angry, which causes Reene to begin eating her peppermints in anticipation of a fight, which causes Kai to restrain Sezzi, which causes Sezzi to calm down, which causes Reene to sigh in disappointment, which causes everyone else to sigh in relief, which causes Sezzi to glare and say:
"I know where you sleep."