I Wanna Talk About Me!, a twilight fanfic

Ok so I heard this song again and this just popped into my head. I hope that you enjoy, no matter how corny it is lol.

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters or the song.

Please R&R ^_^

Empov

So the last thing that I remember was I was at home play on the Play Station. Next thing I know I am at the mall with my wife Rosalie. I mean I thought that was what she had Alice and Bella for was to go shopping.

Don't get me wrong I love my Rosie with all of my heart, but a guy still needs a break. I think Alice drags Eddie-boy out to shop, but he is so pussy whopped it ain't funny. Jasper, man he lucked out that Bella is not the girly girl type that drags us out shopping and all that stuff. But I think the worst part is that Rose is really goin' on and on about herself lately.

So now here I am sitting here waiting for her to change into some new fashions when a song goes through that I heard the other day.

In Emmett's head (a/n: Heaven help us. Lol)

Sitting in front of the changing rooms, with Edward and Jasper music starts in the background. Edward is in a white button up shirt with black slacks and tie, and black dress shoes. Jasper was wearing well worn blue jeans, red flannel shirt that was left unbuttoned showing his black wife beater, black cowboy hat and boots. I myself am in black jeans, a black tight muscle shirt with a black leather jacket and biker boots.

The three of start walking around the store, I start singing.

Yeah,

Yeah

That's right.

We talk about your work, how your boss is a jerk
We talk about your Church and your head when it hurts
We talk about the troubles you've been having with your brother
About your daddy and your mother and you're crazy ex lover

We start pulling things off the shelves making a mess of the store (hehe)

We talk about your friends and the places that you've been
We talk about your skin and the dimples on your chin
The polish on your toes and the run in your hose
And God knows we're gonna talk about your clothes

You know talking about you makes me smile
But every once in a while

The guys start singing the chores with me.

I look over at Rose who has come out with Alice and Bella.

We talk about your dreams and we talk about your schemes
Your high school team and your moisturizer creme
We talk about your nanna up in Muncie, Indiana
We talk about your grandma down in Alabama

They are still going on about whatever it girls talk about.

The guys and I walk back over to them me still singing to my girl.

We talk about your guys of every shape and size
The one's that you despise and the one's you idolize
We talk about your heart, about your brains and your smarts
And your medical charts and when you start

You know talking about you makes me grin
But every now and then

With a big shit eating grins we start in again all three of us.

I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my, me, mine
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you, you, you, you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me
Me, me, me, me, me
I wanna talk about me
Me, me, me, me, me
You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you
I wanna talk about me

I walk up to Rose and smile and make sure that she is listening to me for once.

I kiss Rose at the end of the song.

Now leaving Emmett's head

"Emmett have you even heard a word I just said to you?" I jump at the sound of Rosie talking to me.

I notice that she has on a jean skirt on that makes her legs look even better*Idea to get out of trouble, inner giggle*

I grin up at her with innocent eyes, "Sorry Rose I spaced out there for a moment thinking about how good you look in that skirt." *Please let that work*

She looks me in the eyes then sighs. "Sometimes I wonder why I love you"

I smile at her, "Because I am cute and cuddly"

She smiles at me and give me a kiss. "You're right, let's go home and show you how much I love you."

*SWEET and I still stayed out of trouble*