Hello people who actually bothered to read this! I know this is a very short one shot, but I was bored and couldn't concentrate on my current ongoing fic (Counterpartless), so I wrote this in like...half an hour?
Blah blah blah, I don't own Monochrome Factor, blah blah bloody blah, it belongs to Kaili Sorano.
Warning: this one shot contains Shirogane. Read at your own risk.
"Akira-kun~!"
"Whaddya want? I'm busy."
"Akira-kun, how about we play a game?"
"No."
"It won't take very long, I promise."
"No."
"But Akira-kun!"
"No!"
"Would you please listen to me for-"
"No. Now quite whining! You're giving me a headache."
"Why don't we make this game more interesting?"
"Oi, listen to people when they say 'no'!"
"If you win, I'll leave you alone for an entire week."
"…Go on…"
"But if you lose, you have to stop denying my love for a week."
"Never."
"Why not?"
"Your definition of love is freakishly close what I call rape."
"It's not rape if you like it," the shadow purred, stepping dangerously close to Akira.
"Try anything, and I'll kill you."
"Alright…five days?"
"No."
"Four days?"
"Not likely. One hour, and you leave me alone for a month."
"Now you're just being unreasonable!"
"Final offer. Take it or leave it."
"One week for both. No more, no less. Do we have a deal?"
"Ugh! Fine! Just. Shut. Up!"
"Perfect! Let us begin, shall we?"
"Okay, what's the game?"
"I'm sure you'll find this game rather enjoyable, Akira-kun."
"Cut the crap and tell me what we're playing!"
A seductive smirk crept across Shirogane's pink lips. Akira didn't like where this was headed.
"Tonsil hockey," he beamed, quickly closing in on Akira's lips. But instead of a kiss, he wound up with a hand in his face pushing him as far away as physically possible.
"Get a life, you pervert!"
"But I do have a life…"
"I mean one that DOESN'T involve sexually harassing me!"