Hello my dears~! Since Dissidia NT is coming out next year, I decided to do little oneshots! Have any pairing requests? Don't be afraid to PM me! I'll do hentai, yaoi, yuri even AU's just for you lot~!

Three warriors of light walked aimlessly through the Lunar Subterrane. The sound of metal clashing against metal alerted an ostentatiously dressed brunette.

"Hey did you guys hear that? I think someone's fighting."

A blonde monkey boy groaned, "I'm beat man. We've been wondering for hours and defeated who knows how many manikins. I'm tired. Aren't you Squall?"

Said brunette was already in the process of setting up camp for the night. The genome turned back to the other brunette only to realize he was gone. "Are you serious," he sighed.

The clashing sound got more and more faint as the brunette moved closer towards it. He peeked from around a rock to see a young man stretching. The freelancer took in his features: dirty blonde, handsome, fit, abs, bleeding. The freelancer stopped his observation, "Oh my heavens you're bleeding!" The man wasted no time in running up to the blonde.

The blonde quickly took stance which made the freelancer stop a few feet from him. The blonde looked the man up and down before realizing he was no threat and put his sword away. The freelancer let out a sigh of relief as he smiled and approached the blonde, "Me and my friends heard what sounded like fighting. It must've been you huh?" The blonde nodded, "Yeah it was. Who are you?"

The freelancer smiled and held out his hand, "My name is Bartz! What's yours?" The blonde chuckled and shook the man's hand, "Vaan. Nice to meet you." Bartz smiled more then looked at Vaan's bleeding arm, "Oh!" Bartz ripped off the sash around his waist then tightly tied it around the wound, "There, all patched up!"

Vaan smiled at the taller man, "Hey thanks." Bartz nodded then pointed behind him, "My friends are probably setting up camp now, wanna come?" The blonde nodded, "Sure." Bartz tooked the blonde's hand and smiled, "Then let's go~!"

Back at camp, both Zidane and Squall were setting up tents when Bartz approached with Vaan. Zidane immediately frowned, "Who's this guy?" The freelancer smiled, "This is Vaan, he's gonna travel with us~!" The genome sighed, "Oh for the love of...You can't be picking up every straggler you find Bartz. Besides where is he gonna sleep because I'm sure as hell not sharing a tent with Squall."

Bartz pouted, "But Zidane…" "Nope. Forget it." The freelancer whimpered, "Zidane…" "NO."

After another few attempts, the freelancer finally gave up, "Fine...we'll just sleep by the fire~!" Zidane gave Bartz a blank stare, "If you haven't noticed genius there's no fire. Why is there no fire? Because there's no wood? Why is there no wood? Because we're in the middle of effing nowhere!"

Bartz pouted again, "No need to be rude about it…"

"This guy acts like a straight up kid. How old is he?" Vaan thought.

Squall and Zidane retreated to their tents after a couple of hours leaving Vaan and Bartz alone. Vaan broke the ice, "Hey Bartz," the freelancer looked at him, "Hm?" "How old are you?" Bartz smiled, "I'm 20, why?" The blonde was taken aback, "You're 20?! I didn't think you were that old!" Bartz turned bright red, "I'm not old! How old are you then wise guy?!" "I'm 18 grandpa!"

Now it was Bartz's turn to be shocked, "You're 18?! Oh goodness with a body like that I thought you'd at least be 21, maybe 22 but 18? Wow…" Vaan smirked and rose an eyebrow, "You checking me out grandpa?" Bartz blushed and looked away, "I can't believe I said that out loud...I'm sorry…" The blonde chuckled, "I have that effect on people, don't be sorry."

The freelancer's face flushed more, "This guy…" The blonde leaned in and placed a kiss on the brunette's neck. He gasped and tumbled back against the ground, "Why'd you do that?!" A chuckle was heard before the blonde placed a kiss on the brunette's lips. Bartz's eyes widened in surprise. By the way the blonde looked, he didn't expect him to be gay.

Vaan's tongue slipped into the brunette's warm cavern, exploring every inch of it, causing the man below to moan into the kiss. Vaan slowly pulled back and slowly undressed the freelancer. He licked his lips and smirked at the smooth, pale skin beneath him.

Bartz was a surprisingly dirty talker and he let Vaan know exactly what he wanted. Of course, Vaan didn't just follow orders. He took pleasure in teasing Bartz and getting him flustered with torturously slow movements. But when he was finally inside the freelancer, he couldn't stop himself from thrusting fast and hard. Seeing Bartz's pale skin reddened from the heat between them, his ostentatious clothes strewn about, his smooth hair clumped with sweat, it was bliss.

Bartz threw his head back in pleasure and called out his name when he came. Vaan thrust once more before coming and collapsing next to him. With a satisfied sigh, he reached out to pull Bartz close to his person. The freelancer snuggled up to the young blonde and closed his eyes.

The next morning, Bartz and Vaan sat laughing and smiling with each other. Zidane and Squall exited their tents looking as if they hadn't slept in hours. Bartz was the first to notice, "Um guys are you okay?"

The brunette and genome glared daggers at the two. They both tilted their heads innocently, "Squall? Zidane? Did you guys get any rest last night?"

A low growl exited Squall's lip. Bartz nervously laughed, "V-Vaan let's get going before any manikins show up~!" The brunette hopped up and took the blonde's hand. A pang of pain struck Bartz's body like lightning, "Mm.!." Vaan quickly picked up the freelancer, "We're gonna get a head start, catch up when you can!"

Zidane twitched, "You two...I'm gonna kill you!" Squall stood and grabbed his gunblade. Vaan ran as fast as he could with the blonde genome and lion on his heels.