Hiya everyone! Lookit! Lookit this! This is a parody of Treasure planet and Jack and The Beanstalk! No, it is not as bad as Visiting For Christmas. Reason why? It's written in a form the ppls of Making Fun of An Old Cyborg should recognize. The funny non serious form where I kid around with a few of the characters and at some point, Jim and Silver are OOC around one character. This being a parody, it should not matter to anyone about if they scream like little girls.
Duely noted, I have written this long piece of bold crud just to tell you... I wrote it for pure humor and I do not own any of the original characters listed in the cast except the concept of there being a mouse somewhere in the story. I do not own the mouse either for it is played by someone from TP. (He's not listed in this cast but he's there and it would not be the same without him.) I do own myself... not counting how my parents have paid for pretty much everything except the laptop I own and a few other stuffs... Okay, I'm shutting up now. Shutting up... now. Now... Now!
Silver: Shut up! -hits me from behind with the side of his cannon-
Me: Aug! -falls over- Shanks Shilver.
Silver: No problem, lass!
S.s.S
Jack and the Beanstalk: TP style!
Cast:
Jack: Jim
Jack's mom: Sarah
The cow: Long John Silver
The giant: Scroop
The salesman: Billy Bones
Magic harp: Morph
Golden Geese: Delbert and Amelia
Golden eggs: Doppler kids
Yuni: Let the insanity begin! -runs around like a nutcase-
There once was a boy named Jack.
Jim: Hey...
He was a very bright kid. He and his mom lived in a little cottage with their valuable cow who somehow could cook things.
Silver: -dressed like a cow- I'm a cooking cow? Why deh devil is dat?
Yuni: Just go with it.
Silver: Moo.
One day they were broke and couldn't afford supplies so...
Sarah: Hey, Jim! Could you take the good for nothing pirate cow to town and sell him?
Silver: Ain't dat against the law?
Jim: -is tying a rope around Silver's neck- No, cause you're a cow.
Silver: Moo- Hey! I feel like I'm abou' ta be hung! -reaches up to the rope-
Jim: Can it, Silver, you'll be fine! -leads him to town-
So, they looked for someone to sell it too. They noticed an old man who was selling beans...
Billy bones: Hey, boy, I have some special beans.
Silver and Jim: Aaaaah! Zombie! (A.N.: Cue OOC-ness!)
Billy Bones: -.- I ate a magic bean before I died.
Silver and Jim: Oh. -aproaches-
Billy Bones: For just a couple of drubloons I could give it too you.
Jim: Sorry, I just have this stupid pirate cyborg cow!
Silver: Yeah jus' a- Wait! -glares-
Jim: Sorry, you ain't worth much. -shrugs-
Billy Bones: Hmmm... Deal! -Grabs rope and drops beans into Jim's hand and begins to run off with Silver-
Yuni: -happened to be looking at pokemon cards for sale in a window (I'm just too lazy to point out what time this story takes place. Bad Yuni, bad!) and mutters upon seeing Bones running off with
Silver- Those beans must have not brought his brains back. Just his life. -Buddum-Bum-Ching!- (O_o)
Silver: Slow down yeh bloomin' turtle! An' I t'ought you guys were sluggish!
Jim: -looks down at the measly beans- Well... I could use them for soup. -sighs- Mom's gonna love this.
Later that evening...
Sarah: You what,Jim?
Jim: Well... You see, this old turtle said he had some magic beans. Me and Silver meandered over there and he said for some drubloons he could give them to me. Unfortunately I mentioned that I only had Silver and before I knew it the stupid old geizer was running off with the only cooking, cyborg cow in the whole galaxy! -sits down and masages his temple-
Sarah: Well, it looks like we don't even have dinner now! -Throws the beans out the window-
Yuni: -ish stalking them for no real reason and the beans hit ma head- Hey... -grabs beans and looks at them- She's right, cause these are all yucky and dry! -throws them on the ground and throws water on them then runs off-
The next day...
Jim: -riding around on his solar surfer when he realizes there's this big green plant next to his house- Woah! Check it out! -laughs- I'm gonna see how far up this joker goes! -flies up into the clouds and looks around- Wow... not much up here is- Hey a mansion! -flies up to mansion, lands, and knocks on door-
Door: -no answer-
Jim: -shrugs- heh, no one's home-
Door: -ish opened by something giant-
Jim: Sweet! -walks through the crack of the door with his solar surfer and flies up to this "platform"-
Morph: -ish a harp playing "fifteen men on a dead man's chest"-
Jim: Is... that a shape shifter?
Morph: -turns to himself- Shape shifter!
Doppler: Well, Jim, it's good to see you.
Amelia: What on earth are you doing here Mr. Hawkins?
Jim: Oh hey Captan, Do- -sees they're dressed like geese- Holy crap!
Doppler kids: -dressed like golden eggs- Hi uncle Jim! -run toward him and tackles him-
Jim: Hey, I didn't know you'd be here!
Then all of a sudden...
Scroop: Fitter, Ratter, double hissssss! I sssssee a cabin boy who needssss to mind hissss own busssinessss! (A.N.: Holy frig! Scroop's back! O_O Did he eat a magic bean, too?)
Jim: Crud! Everyone run! -runs-
Everyone: -runs and finds a mouse hole to hide in-
Jim: We escaped, for now. -turns around and sees mounds of treasure and robot dressed like a rat- Uh...
B.E.N.: I bet you guys weren't expecting me! Hi Jim!
Everyone: No, no we weren't.
Doppler kids: -trips over wire and the whole floor drops out-
Everyon plus gold: -land on top of Jim's house-
Doppler: Wow...
Amelia: Now, that, was one of my more gossamer landings!
Drummer: -Buddum-Bum-Ching!-
Amelia: -Hiss-
Drummer: -runs away from her-
Doppler kids: Woohoo! Let's do that again!
Jim: Uh... guys? -points to Scroop scaling down the beanstalked looking utterly peeved-
Scroop: -devious hiss-
And then...
Silver: Hey! I ditched Bones! He kept pokin' me wit' a cattle prod...
Everyone: -holds back a snicker cause Silver's still dressed like a cow-
Silver: -looks and sees Scroop- Oh crud... -shoots the beanstalk with his cannon-
Yuni: -watching from afar- Die, demon bug, die! O_e
Beanstalk: -falls-
Scroop: Aaaauuuug! Nooooos!
Yuni: Yea! Yesh! Wooo!
Jim: Is that Yuni?
Amelia: I'm not sure.
Doppler: I hope so.
Silver: As do I. -holds up cannon- Kill Yuni... }:|
B.E.N.: Don't kill Yuni!
Doppler Kids: Who?
Beanstalk: -squishes Scroop's head like the bug that he is-
Drummer: -ish sittinmg next to me away from Amelia- -Buddum-Bum-Ching?-
Yuni: Don't you have a job?
Drummer: This is my job!
Everyone: -cheers-
And so they lived happily ever-
Jim: Hey there's still more!
Yuni: I'm bored now!
Jim: But still! More of the story!
Yuni: I dun't care!
-Does it really quick before Jim can stop me- And so they lived happily ever after. The end!
Jim: Hey! What about the part where we buy a nice big house and everyone lives there?
Yuni: I said I'm bored now!
Silver: We do? Say, can dat be part of it?
Amelia: Then we hire a maid and make Silver the cook.
Silver: An' who says I wanna be deh cook?
Doctor: That is your other proffession.
Silver: Well... I'm retired from i' now, so Mrs. H. can be deh cook. -thinks- An' Jimbo woul' make a
good house maid.
Drummer: -Buddum-Bum-Ching!-
Silver: -shakes fist at the drummer- Git outta 'ere, yeh broke bum!
Drummer: O_o Aaaah! -flees-
Jim: Gaaah! -runs to me- Please, Yuni. Don't continue the story!
Yuni: Really? I thought you wanted me to continue it.
Jim: No!
Yuni: Okay.
And so Jack the rebelious teen, his mom, Silver the cow, Delbert the goose, Amelia the goose-
Jim: I get a bad feeling about this.
Sarah: So do I.
The Doppler eggs, B.E.N. the mouse, and Morph the magic harp/shape shifter lived all happily together in a big mansion with Jim as the maid and his mom as the cook.
Jim: Gack! I knew it!
Sarah: Nnnnoooooooo! (A.N.: OOC again. Who cares? It's a parody!) DDDDDD:
S.s.S
And so it concludes the craziness of my parody! Hope you enjoyed the nuttiness of which is my imagination! Get more of the craziness in Making fun of An Old Cyborg! XDD
Silver: No! Whatever ye do! Do no' look at deh aforementioned story!
Me: Ah, can it, Silver! They already know!
Silver: -still groveling for you ppls not to-
Me: Who're you going to listen to? Me or the overdramatic pirate? -motions to Silver-
Silver: 'Over dramatic' what? D:{-
Me: Ah! -runs-
Silver: Arrrrg! Yuuuuuuuunnnniiiiii! -chases-