That bastard is sick!
Sick!
Runny nose, scratchy throat, puffy red eyes, and to weak to even move!
Goddamnit! And what about my needs! Completely ignored! And here I am worried to death about my fragile boyfriend.
Oh, well! If this doesn't get me the chance to top Kakashi nothing will!
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WHAT! So, I plan to top my boyfriend while he's bedridden big whoop! You just don't understand! I'm an Uchiha! U-C-H-I-H-A!
UCHI-FUCK-INGHA!
Uchiha's have pride and diginity and are all semes! Well ocassionally, Obito isn't but damn! He's so fucking happy all the damn time it's hard to tell without the DNA tests!
I turned off the stove and took out a bowl. After placing the bowl on th counter, I ladel-ed some chicken noodle soup into it. I placed the bowl on a saucer and got a few saltine crackers on the side. I grabbed a spoon and headed down the hall. I enter ou- I mean Kakashi's room. Said owner of the room sat up slightly.
"S-Sasuke?" called my silver-haired boyfriend hoarsely.
"Hn. Sit your ass up! You haven't drinken any of the water I gave you lazyass!" O.k so I wasn't the nicest boyfriend ever. But I was decent.
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I WAS! Look, I was even concerned that he didn't drink his water. He has a fever and needs liquids who gives a flying fuck if I didn't phrase it nicely.
Kakashi groaned and sat up slighty. I handed him some water and 2 aspirins. Once I was satisfied with him drinking half the cup of water, I handed him his bowl of soup. He looked at his bowl and then back to me.
"Aren't you going to feed." pouted the overgrown baby.
"You have two arms that aren't broken. Use'em"
Kakashi clucked his tongue "Proper English Sasuke. It's use them" After dating Kakashi for over a year, I've developed an incrediable amount of patience so I ignored his comment.
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"Kakashi it your goddamn soup" I growled.
"Feed me" Kakashi once again asked childishly.
"No!"
"Then I'm not hungry" Then the idiot had the audicaity to hide under cover.
"YOU ASS! I got out of bed becuase you wanted soup and now you're telling me you won't eat it"
"Feeeed me~" whined Kakashi. Where is the safety bat? Where is it? I'm about to bust my boyfriends brain across this wall.
Do you go to jail longer for pre-mediated murderer?
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Yes! Good I won't even think about it then!
Before my brilliant plan could be put into action, Kakashi's door slammed open!
"Saaaaaasuke-kuuuuun"
NOOOOOOOO!
My mother came flying in like a bat out hell trying to squeeze my soul out of me.
"M-M-M...ung...uh" I gasped feeling the crunching sound of my bones.
"Oh~ My little baby! How are you?" I wringled my way out of the steel death trap. Why was the insanity I was force to call my mother here?
"Mother! What are you doing here? How the hell did you get in?" I yelled.
"Watch your tongue boy" Oh no! Father was here to!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Now that I got that out...
NOOOOOOOOO!
I paled. I looked through the door just to see who all was here. Naruto, Minato, my father, Itachi and what the flying FUCK was OBITO doing here!
I glared at him which was returned with a glare of his own. Little bitch! He was always rubbing up on Kakashi and going on missions with Kakashi, and...and...doing favors for Kakashi.
I hated him! He didn't know how keep his fucking paws off people's stuff...Not that Kakashi was stuff...he was jus-...I mean...damnit you know what I mean!
Anyway
Kakashi is my boyfriend. Not his! He had his chance.
Ruined it.
And now Kakashi's all mine. So as you can see it was important to continue to glare at him until he backed down. That is unless your boyfriend lets out a nasty cough then you rush...I mean walk quickly to him and hand him a glass of water.
When did his mask come back?
Another little (big) thing I loved about being Kakashi's boyfriend was that I got to see his face. That infuriated Obito to no end because he never even got a glance at it.
I rubbed Kakashi's back and asked "Are you o.k?" of course I said this montonely because Uchiha's have pride and diginity and stuff. So yea...
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"Yea I'm fine" which would have been believable if I didn't see him grimace while trying to push down another wave coughs.
"Damnit Kakashi don't push them down!" But the idiot didn't listen to me and that made me concern because now his face was turning redder than usual and his eyes were watering. Then suddenly he fell back into the bed exhausted. Once his breathing calmed, he looked at me and his eyes curved.
"I'm fine" and that folks is what pissed me off.
He's fine
He's fine!
He almost coughed his freaking guts up and he's fine!
"Damnit KAKASHI!" my voice raised slightly " you are not fine! Your sick! Bedridden! Got THAT? You are not in any shape form or fashion fine! Your going to lay here and eat your soup! And you!" I vaguely pointed in their direction "Why are you here?"
Mother who seem mostly unaffected by my yelling answered. "We wanted to know if you'd like to come training with us. You know since you never answer my calls, or respond to my texts, or visit me"
"Mom you live like 80 miles away" I pointed out "and No!" Yes my mother lived like 80 miles away because she divorced my father. Now don't take it like being in the same room as said ex would be awkward because it's not. My dad is gay and my mom fell for some guy who keeps calling me kiddo.
"So what about calls and texts?" Ugh if everytime I called you it didn't start with "Hi sweetie how are you and your pedo boyfriend" then maybe I would answer.
And no! Kakashi is not a pedo!
He's 28 and I'm 19!
So ha!
I'm completely capable of making grown up decisions about my love life. Itachi can't tell me who date. Naruto can't tell me who to date. Father doesn't even care who I date. And Mother most definitely couldn't make comments.
"I've been busy" ignoring you.
"Well you're not now so lets go training~!"
"No! I have to take care of my sick boyfriend"
"Sasuke we all know he's a sick pedo! But what has that to do with training" happily chirped my mother. I however felt vein popping out my head.
"Kakashi has a fever and I'm going to take care of him, isn't that right Kakashi?" I turned to Kakashi who has been silent this whole time. I came to find out that that was because he had fell asleep. So, before anyone could say anything I shoved them out the room and told them all kindly to Piss off!
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I keep pushing out Kakasasu stories. I've still havent worked on my kuroshitsuji story
And Ahhhhhhh I was attacked by the Grammer Nazi! In a review for Aphrodisiac Oh well he/she didn't say they hated the story so
Ha!
Review please ^_^