Warriors' Life
Written by- Breezeh
(DISCLAIMER- I do not own warriors!)
Bluestar- Let all cats who don't have a life gather beaneath the bla bla bla
Fireheart- Hey Bluestar! What are you reporting? Can I get you anything? Are you gon-
Bluestar- slaps Firestar NO! LISTEN TO ME!
Firestar- Slinks away
Whitestorm- Bluestar, why are violets blue?
Bluestar- What….?
Cinderpelt- I'm ashamed Whitestorm! Isn't it obvious. Starclan has a sense of humor!
Fireheart- Hyperventilates ACK! Bluestar hasn't paid attention to me for FIVE WHOLE
SECONDS!
Tigerstar- Bursts through gorse tunnel AHA! I HAVE COME TO TAKE REVENGE!!1
Bluestar- glares MAY I PLEASE TALK!!!!!!! AND TIGERSTAR, IT WAS
EXTREMLY RUDE OF YOU TO JUST BURST IN HERE!!!!!!
Tigerstar- Backs out of camp Bye then….
Bluestar- Thank you….ANYWAY! I called everyone here for the most importantesh
thing in the world!
Fireheart- OMG! BLUESTAR! Finally! WE WON! WE WON!
Bluestar- What??? What are you talking about….?
Fireheart- Oh…I you were gonna tell us that Brokentail's dead…
Bluestar- What? Yeah…
Sandstorm- Fireheart…we already, eh, won that battle. You're not rereading the books
are you?
Fireheart- shuffles feet nervously
Bluestar- I-I was gonna tell you that….Breaks down crying……OAKSTORM DUMPED
ME!!!!
Cinderpelt- Tis true. I got the message last night….
Fireheart- Don't cry Bluestar! I'll replace him…and be a lot better at that!
Sandstorm- WHAT!!??!! FIREHEART! You love ME! Don't you….runs off crying
Fireheart- ignores Sandstorm and keeps staring longingly at Bluestar
Tigerstar- Runs back into camp AWKWARD MOMENT!
Ashpaw- Hehe….did you know that every Awkward silence a GAY person is born!
Cloudpaw- REALLY? That's amazing…
Willowgrace- It explains some things…
Rainwhisker- Is staring longingly at his own reflection but looks up at his mother's voice
WHAT?
Brightpaw- Has anyone even NOTICED that I'm missing half my face??? Starts to cry
Bluestar- EVERYONE SHUT UP AND PAY ATTENTION TO
ME!!!!!!!!………….except you Fireheart….
THE END!