The Origins of Burst and Cog

by Roran the Zoroark

One chance, one last chance to make something magical. A dream to one day be placed among the great and mighty hosts of TPI history. Join UB-Burst and his loyal companion Cosmog on a story of how he will receive the chance to make the greatest TPI in history. But will this dream be accomplished? Or will it just fall into the dust? Full of nothing but comedy.

1. Making Goals

Somewhere in a unknown place, a figure was watching TV. This figure was watching the many TPI's that was hosted by many other hosts.

While said figure was watching the many TPI's, a smaller figure floated to him. "Hey, whatcha doing?"

"Watching the glorious shows of TPI of course." The first figure said.

The second groaned. "Oh come on, you've watched so many. Can't you like take a break or something?"

"Of course not. I can't take a break now. Not when I'm so close to my destiny." The figure replied.

"And what is this destiny?" The second figure asked.

The figure stood up from the couch he was sitting in and looked at the second figure. "Come with me, the answer is where I'll take you."

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And so the first figure teleported with the second figure to a giant hall.

The second figure saw all these golden statues of a lot of Pokemon. Such as them being like Mew, Victini, Shaymin, Skarmory, and a Nihilego.

"What's this?" the second figure asked.

"This, is the hall of TPI's. Where the greatest moments of TPI history is recorded here to be remembered for all of eternity. Here we are at the Hosts section. Where the most memorable of hosts are placed here."

The first figure goes to the Mew statue. "For instance, Mew was the first host, the first one to start TPI." He then goes to the Victini statue. "And Victini, or many nickname Dictini, is not the most favored, but will be one of the most remembered, a symbol of who not to be." He then goes to the Skarmory statue, "And Skarmory is the first non legendary host. He had a heart for the contestants where many others lacked."

"Why show me this?" The second figure asked.

"Because, I want to be one of them. I want to be placed here among the great statues. I, want to host my very own show." The first figure replied.

"A host?" The second figure asked.

"Yes. This is why I've been watching the many TPI's, so that I won't just enjoy, but to study, take notes, and to see what steps that needs to be taken, and not to be taken. My dream, is the be the best host in TPI history. I don't want to be just a host, I want to be THE host. I don't want to be a man, I want to be THE man. I don't want to be someone, I want to be THE one. Famous enough, to have a Platinum statue, more valuable than the rest of these statues. I want to be kind to the contestants, but at the same time make things enjoyable for the viewers that are watching. I will make fresh challenges, ones that will be innovative and fun to watch, no matter how unoriginal the material is. I will make the grandest, the most fresh exciting talented TPI in history!" The first figure shouted, stretching his hands out of excitement.

"Wow, that sounds so cool. But how will you do this?" The second figure asked.

"That will be taken cared of. I will only have to pull some strings here and there, ask some favors here and there, may or may not have to lie but the end justifies the means. But it will be done. That is a promise I will keep to my grave." The first figured replied.

"Wow." the second figure said. "I guess everyone will know you-"

"NONONONO! Don't say my name dammit!" The first figure panicked.

"Why...not?" The second figure asked, clearly confused.

"Are you insane?! I don't want the public knowing my real name! I won't make Godly insane and morbid challenges, but if I do cross the line, I will have lawsuits, death threats, or may even get killed! Trust me, I've seen that happen before." The first figure replied, calming down.

"Then, what do you want to be called?" The second figure asked.

The first figure would look like he's grinning. "Well, that's simple. I want them to call me by my nickname. I want them, to just call me Burst."

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AAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDD! THERE WE HAVE IT!

This will be the beginning of the story of Burst and his mysterious other friend, who will be revealed later on! The beginning of his origin story is right here! I told ya I would see ya all soon!

And when I'm done with this, Burst's very own TPI will be made!

But that will be for later. For now, until next time, I'll see ya later laddies!

Burst: I know it's a little early for this but-

Second figure: Review everyone!