A/N: Lol I was totally laughing when I thought of it, lol. Enjoy!
So Gaara was walking down the street, like "fuck I wanna kill someone right now!" look on his face. I have that face sometimes, it makes you look constipated. So basically Gaara was walking down the street with a constipated look on his face, not saying I'm constipated or anything.
Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto passed by. Sasuke glared at Gaara with the same constipated face. "What are you doing here baka?!"
"…I'm getting some tampons for my sister" He replied holding up a packet of ultra super dooper heavy duty Libra tampons.
Naruto cried, Sasuke's mouth dropped and Sakura's eyes shone!
"OMG!! Your soooo brave!!!!" Naruto screamed.
"Holey crap even I don't have the guts to do that" Sasuke murmured.
Sakura swooned and pressed her chest up against Gaara. "Ooooo Gaara be mine your sooo manly!"
"…The fuck?"
"Yosh, my Sakura my flower, yosh, yosh, yosh" Lee walked up to them and was all. "Yosh wat up homies." And was instantly gunned down by the black Mafia.
"…The fuck?" Gaara repeated. Then Sasuke spoke up "I've been lying to you Gaara, the truth is I love you with a passion, like the burning white hot intensity of a trillion suns"
"...THE FUCK!?"
"NO HE'S MINE!!!" cue the bitch fight between Sasuke and the girl who used to worship him!
"…THE FUCK????!!!!!!!!" Gaara was screaming and trying to stop pulling out his own hair.
"YOSH, YOSH, YOSH!!!" Lee screamed as his body oozed blood.
"Okay you guys are insane!" and Gaara ran off.
"Thanks guys for helping me make Gaara emotionally unstable, the plan went great!" Sasuke said emoishly.
"…What plan" Lee asked then died!
A/N: lol, I just felt like writing that, totally bored, I honestly love Lee, but I felt like making him die! lol