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PDA777: Hello everyone, PDA here, and welcome to my next story, Touhou RPG: Shrine Maiden and the Seven Heroine Orbs. This story is another exciting idea that I came up with and I hope you all enjoy it. This story takes place after Fairy Wars, so yeah, all canon events up to this point. Anyways, since the story only begins with one character, she will be the only host right now. It will stay that way until more characters join her party. So, let's bring out Reimu Hakurei.

(The Audience cheers)

Reimu: Hey there, PDA, it's a pleasure to be back at one of your stories.

PDA: Yep! So, you wanna tell us what's gonna happen today?

Reimu: Sure will. On today's show, a mysterious force causes the fairies and other lesser youkai to run wild and start attacking out of the blue. And, at the same time, as I will hear, the Hisou Tensoku becomes alive on its own and goes off somewhere. I investigate this incident and see what's going on and what I can do.

PDA: So, with that said, it's time to begin. Enjoy, everyone!'

(The Audience claps)


Episode 1: The Run off the Mill Mecha's Disappearance

It was a normal, peaceful day here in Gensokyo. The sun is out and everyone is living their normal lives.

Reimu Hakurei, the protector of Gensokyo and Hakurei Border is inside her shrine, drinking tea and enjoying some nice entertainment with her TV. Residing with her is Suika Ibuki, the sake loving oni who is currently sleeping inside, and Mima, a ghost who is enjoying the TV alongside her.

Now, you're probably wondering, how did she get a TV and how was it possible to power it? The answers are Yukari Yakumo and Kanako Yasaka. Yukari, being the witty, super smart, and friendly youkai she was, used her power to manipulate the boundaries to present Reimu along with a few select youkai residents, television, and using Nuclear Fusion, come from Utsuho Reiuji, takes some of it by Kanako and uses it to power the TVs. Each TV gets about 100 Channels, and even using the technology created by the kappa, to make news reports that can be broadcasted by the tengu, especially a certain tengu for late breaking updates to keep our heroine on the go with information, Aya Shameimaru.

Anyway, on to the story. Reimu and Mima are enjoying some fun cartoons, particularly a TV show called Pokémon, and at the same time, Suika is enjoying her nap at the carpet.

Reimu says to her, "Can you believe this, Mima? A show that lets you capture and use shikigamis to battle others. And uses balls to do it."

Mima giggles and replies, "Yeah, if I had one of those balls, I could teach them magic and be the more powerful Pokémon in the world."

"If I had one of those, I could probably use it kind of like Yukari does with her Shikigami, to do chores and help me in battles."

"Yeah, but we would have to show them love and compassion in order to do that."

"I wouldn't mind. I love my friends, I love a certain gap youkai, and I love my roommates; that would be you guys."

"Awww, that's so sweet. ... Do you think Yukari could get us one of those?"

"Anything's possible. I'm still trying to get used to this Nintendo DS lite system she gave me, though. The games are fun and addicting, but I still wonder how the humans of the outside world created such a device."

"Yeah, and I also wonder how they know everything about us thanks to a man name ZUN."

"Mima, do you think Yukari has something to do with it?"

Both Reimu and Mima replied, "... Naaah!"

They continue to enjoy the TV, but their fun is interrupted when the Tengu News Network makes an announcement.

Reimu sighs, "Great, and I was enjoying that show, too."

Aya, the tengu of incredible speeds, makes an announcement with Hatate Himekaidou as her assistant and friend and Momiji Inubashiri as the camerawoman.

Hatate comments, "We're sorry to interrupt whatever show you viewing public are watching, but we have emergency news to share."

Aya announces, "This is the Tengu News Network's emergency broadcast. I'm your host Aya, and you all know my friend and assistant, Hatate and camerawoman, Momiji. Now, onto breaking news. We are in the location of the ever so popular Moriya Shrine, our neighbors, and a disaster has struck. We now go to the Moriya Shrine for more information."

They fly over to the Moriya Shrine, where Sanae is there waiting for them, Kanako is waiting around, and Suwako is panicking.

Hatate asked, "So, Sanae Kochiya, Shrine Maiden of the Moriya Shrine, can you tell us what exactly happened?"

"Well, Hatate, things have gone... out of the loop. As we've all heard, our recent creation, the giant mecha robot known as the Hisou Tensoku, was our proud creation, or rather the Goddesses' Creations. However, about a half-hour ago, something strange happened. The Hisou Tensoku suddenly just started moving on its own from the underground. I asked Lady Kanako if Lady Suwako was making any test runs of it, but she said no. And about 5 minutes later, Lady Suwako made this statement, 'It's terrible, just terrible, the Hisou Tensoku is moving on its own. Nobody is riding it, I swear!' It just disappeared to who knows what, and a few minutes after it disappeared, the nearby fairies who reside in the Youkai mountain started acting crazy and started attacking everybody for no reason at all. And they're trained to only attack intruders. I just don't know what's going on, but it's really turning into an incident."

Aya asks, "So, what do you plan on doing about this?"

"What I would normally do at a time like this... investigate this incident and see who is controlling the Hisou Tensoku on its own and what's making the fairies so out of whack."

"And there you have it, folks. We of the tengu and kappa will keep high alert and high guard for any fairies and other lesser youkai that come nearby. All residents who get this message should be wary of any lesser youkai who might be working for you, cause you just might get hurt. This is Aya Shameimaru."

"And I'm Hatate Himekaidou."

"We'll see you next time for the Tengu News Network. Signing out!"

The TV returns back to the program. Reimu has her mouth wide opened and Mima is flat out laughing out loud.

Mima laughs, "Wow, are you serious? The Fairies are crazy? What kind of idiot controls fairies to attack whatever is in their way?"

Reimu sweatdrops, "A smart person. They may be weak, but there numbers greatly outnumbers us at least 5 to 1."

"Ohhh, whoops. I forgot about that."

"This is bad, this is very, very bad. An incident has occurred. Do you know what that means, Mima?"

"That... youkai extermination today is a very bad idea?"

"No..."

"That... you should have Sanae solve this incident and we should relax, get back to the TV, and stay indoors for a long while."

"No, Mima! It means that I must get my Gohei, my amulets, and my spellcards, and find out what the heck is going on."

"I knew you were gonna say that."

Reimu brushes her hair and puts on her favorite hair ribbon. Then, she her stuff and she is about head off.

Reimu called, "Well, Mima, I'm off. If Suika wakes up and asks where I am, tell her I'm solving an incident."

"Gotcha, chief!"

Reimu exits the shrine and the adventure begins.


Touhou RPG: Shrine Maiden and the Seven Heroine Orbs


The Main feature of the RPG now beings. The main character is Reimu Hakurei. The battle feature and other things will be explained along the way. To see the current status of the characters anytime and to see reexplanation of moves, abilities, items, and other features, please tune in to the Miko Information Center that will be shown starting from the next chapter and onward.

The Hakurei Shrine is the home of Reimu. If you return here at anytime, you can restore all of your stats completely.

Reimu thinks, "Okay, if I want to find out about this incident, the first place I need to go is the Forest of Magic. Since the Underground Center is nearby there, going to the scene of the crime might get me some clues. Let's go."

Reimu flies to the Forest of Magic. She is about halfway there when suddenly a fairy pops out of nowhere and attacks.

Reimu gets surprised, "Whoa!"

Battle begins!


A Fairy wants to battle!

Reimu replies, "What the... what's going on? This isn't the usual fighting setup."

Suddenly, one of her communicating Ying-Yang Orbs went off.

The Voice in it responds, "Hello, Reimu, can you hear me?"

Reimu recognizes the voice, "Yukari-sama? Is that you?

Yukari giggles, "Why yes, Reimu dear, it's me. Who else's voice could this be?"

"Yukari, do you know about this incident?"

"Just a few minutes ago, I was awoken by Ran hearing this news."

"Okay, so can you explain to me why there is a battle setup like this?"

"Hmmm... well, that's the way the battles are setup for this game."

"Game, what game?"

"Oops, sorry, that would be breaking the 4th wall!"

"What's a fourth wall?"

"Never mind, sweetie, just ignore it. Now, I will explain how this system works. Fir-"

Reimu interrupted, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on a second. How do you about this setup?"

"I've been to the outside world... I'm more knowledgeable of the outside world than a majority of everyone in Gensokyo. I've seen games that do this type of style. Does that answer your question?"

"... Yes!"

"So, anyway, here's how it works. This is a turn-based style of play. You and all of your allies if you had any get to go first, then the enemies go. You have different options you get to select.

"You have your Attack option, which allows you to do a Melee attack or a Danmaku attack. Your two types of attacks get separate attack powers. 2nd Option is the Spellcards; what it does to the enemies depend on the spellcard itself. 3rd Option is Team Attacks, but since you are alone, ignore this option for now. 4th Option is Heroine Orbs."

Reimu becomes puzzled, "Heroines Orb? What the heck?"

"You will learn what this is as time goes on, so just ignore it for now. 5th Option is Specials, allowing you to do special abilities, and do other special things. 6th Option is the Items. And finally the 7th Option is the Tactics, which can do various things. Right now, your options are to Defend, which reduces all attacks by a certain percentage; Dodge which gives you a chance to avoid an upcoming attack; Graze, only works if the enemy uses Danmaku or Danmaku based specials... basically, when you Graze, you get special bonuses; finally there's Escape which allows you to run from a battle 100 percent of the time, except with special battles.

"So, those are your options. Now, look up. You have your HP count, your SP count, your TP count, your HOB count, and your enemy's HP count. HP is Health Points; if it goes down to zero, you lose. SP is Special Points, this lets you perform Specials and Spell Cards. TP is Team Points which allows you to use Team Attacks. HOB is the Heroine Orbs gauge, but that comes later. For now, let's focus on the task at the hand.

"As you can see, the enemy you are facing is a fairy. The Fairy has 10 HP. You have 100 HP. So, you obviously know who has the advantage. You should now choose to attack. You can attack using Melee or Danmaku. You're pretty balanced in terms of both, so you have 7 Attack for each kind of attack. Let's start with Melee attack. Choose Attack, then Melee, then select your target. Pick the fairy and attack it."

Turn 1:

Reimu's Turn (100/100 HP)- Used Melee Attack on Fairy. Fairy takes 7 damage (3/10 HP).

Yukari continues, "Good job, you did a lot of damage to her. She will be gone the next attack, but now it's her turn. Brace yourself for damage."

Fairy's Turn (3/10 HP)- Used Danmaku on Reimu. Reimu takes 5 damage (95/100 HP).

Yukari continues again, "So, normally you would be able to easily dodge that, but the rules of this kind of style don't apply unless you chose to dodge or graze. Now, it's your turn again. This time choose Danmaku and finish her off."

Turn 2:

Reimu's Turn (95/100 HP)- Used Danmaku Attack on Fairy. Fairy takes 7 damage (0/10 HP). Fairy is defeated.

"Good job, Reimu. The battle is over. After every battle you gain Experience for that battle. Experience allows you to level up and get stronger. In this style, everyone's experience is the same, so everyone's level is the same."

Experiences gained: 10

10/100 Exp needed to the next level.

Leveling up can net you new moves, new spell cards that you can use, and more. So, battling can earn you a lot. You will also gain Yen which is used for various shopping things. You might gain items to use as well.

100 yen received.

Sunny Weather Orb received.


Reimu smiles, "Well, anyway, thanks for the info. Hope to continue receiving more."

Yukari giggles, "Of course I will, Reimu. Here's a free heal for that battle."

All HP restored.

"Well, Yukari, as said before, these fairies are all going wild. I should be careful. Umm... by any chance, you wouldn't mind joining me in person, would you?"

"Oh, Reimu, you are such a laugh. I can't right now; it's not in my place, and you don't need my help, yet. But, something tells me I might need to in the near future. For now, I'll be your guidance in battles."

"Thanks, Yukari-sama. Now, onto the forest. Huh?"

Reimu looks up and Seven Colorful Orbs are falling out of the sky. They land in different areas. One of them being the forest of magic.

Reimu widen her eyes, "What in the world just happened?"

Yukari pondered, "Hmm... didn't seven orbs just shot out from the sky and onto different locations (And strangely enough, one of them is in my house)?

"Well, I'm not sure what just happened, but I do know that we need to investigate this. Let's go, Yukari."

"Following behind you, Reimu."

And so, our Heroine begins her adventure. With the Hisou Tensoku's disappearance, the fairy madness, and now mysterious falling orbs, things are sure looking up, aren't they? Stay tuned for more action.


PDA777: So, Reimu, how was the story?

Reimu: Great, it was a nice start to it.

PDA777: Sure was. So, we will be here next time for another Episode. So, until next time, see ya!