Homosexuality Vs Heterosexuality

(Thus Pong tells its story!)


I am the BALL!

Life is within a distant vortex I choose from one method of life to another.

I can't choose the paddle of good or of evil.

I yearn for the masculinity of the left.

I allow myself to be caressed by the femininity of the right.

Where is a place for me a BALL?

Beeppppbooooppbop!

I will forever be torn between the two.

The Ball is me! Is who I am?

I am unsure of what paddle I belong with,

So how can I be sure that I am really the ball?

The player cannot tell me such

For I cannot hear the player

Who does the player think they are to judge me?

The stupid prick. . .

I don't want some forty year old man that lives in his mother's basement

Telling me what side to take?

I don't need the president to tell me if I can marry another ball.

Is there a game where there are two of us? Two balls, one court.

Does that ball have the same identify crisis as I do?

Am I feminine on the right or am I the masculine on the left?

Can't the creators give me a freaking identity?

TELL ME DAMMIT!