Hermione's Flamer

by XiXi Scarlett

Sequel to 'Will You Read This, Draco' Hermione's checking her reviews when she comes across a mysterious flame... DracoxHermione, RonxLavender. Again, this is anything BUT normal! T to be safe... Teeny itty bit of romance.

1. Chapter 1

Hermione's Flamer

A/N KasumiHarukaHikari (Kasumi Haruka Hikari if it didn't show up), you have inspired me! The people's pen names on here are:

Ron- ROMIONE 4EVA (Thanks, KHH)

Snape- I Miss My Water Lily

Harry- O Epic One

Lavender- ROVENDER ROCKS

Draco- I Know You Can't Stop Staring

Neville- Don't Kill Me

Hermione checked her reviews on 'OMIGOSH I LOVE DRACO SO MUCH!'. She had five already! There were two from 'ROMIONE 4EVA', one from 'O Epic One', one from 'I Miss My Water Lily (who had a lot of M and T rated SnapexLily fanfics), and one from 'Don't Kill Me'. She read ROMIONE 4EVA's reviews first. The first one said, "I hate this! Why would you write this trash?" and the second one was a string of cuss words. 'O Epic One's' review said "Mione, you can do better." 'I Miss My Water Lily's'' review said, "Miss Granger, see me in my office tomorrow. We need to have a talk." And 'Don't Kill Me's' review said, "I loved it, Hermione! I knew you two would end up together!" Then Hermione went on the archive. There was one called "Dear Granger" by 'I Know You Can't Stop Staring'. She clicked on it. It said:

Dear Granger,

I know I called you a mudblood, bookworm, and beaver teethed. I want to say sorry even though all of those things are true. Wait, you don't know who I am! I can say whatever I want! Okay, then. I love you and want to hug you and squeeze you and never let you go...ever! And when you're not with me, I think of you and miss you. I may seem creepy, but I'm not!

Love,

Granger's Admirerer (I Know You Can't Stop Staring)

Hermione went to this guy's profile. He was an idiot. Who? Draco. HE PUT HIS STINKIN' NAME ON HIS PROFILE! But Hermione pretended he didn't. Back on the archive, there was a story called, "I Love You" by 'ROMIONE 4EVA' aka, her flamer. She read the story. It was very..descriptive about things that...happen privatley. It was rated M and somehow just displayed without specifically searching for M. (Hermione thanked ROVENDER ROCKS for writing such a mean review). She wrote a PM to 'ROMIONE 4EVA'. She wrote:

You creep! Why would you write such things? I hate you!

Hermione rolled her eyes and walked off to find Draco. Oh, the fun she would have.

A/N Right now, I feel the need to write Snape's Profile...be right back!