Crysta, Sanji, and Zoro where in cabins. Zoro was asleep. Crystal was eyeing him.
"So very tempting.." she grinned evilly. Sanji was looking at Crystal with heart eyes.
"So very very tempting.." he said lovingly.
"Not me, you lovable idiot. I was talking about Zoro. This is the PERFECT time to pull a prank on him!" Crystal did her slight evil laugh. Sanji had his goofy, lovey-dovery expression.
"Crystal-chwan's so cute when she's being evil!"
"Good, now how shall we antagonize Marimo.."
"Steal his swords, dye his hair, snatch ear rings, dip swords in paint, shave his head, and take a picture of him with a stuffed rabbit and display it world wide my ice princess." Sanji said in one breath. Crystal looked at him. She clapped lightly.
"Genius. Quck, get your razors."
Sanji went and got his razors in a total of .0001 seconds. Crystal took them.
"Thank you." she crept towards Zoro. Crystal then shaved off big ol' bald spots on his head. Zoro grumbled something and Sanji picked Crystal up and zoomed her out faster than you can say Mellorine. They then moved to the kitchen, snickering.
"Wh-whu?" Zoro opened his weary eyes and put his hands on his head. Pure rage over took him.
"CRYSTAL!!!!!!!! YOU SNOT NOSED LITTLE BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!"
And of course, he stormed into the kitchen to find and enraged Sanji with a snickering, yet scared Crystal hiding behind him.
"Bastard!!! Why did you call her that?!" Sanji yelled.
"You and her chopper up my fucking hair!!!" Zoro. yelled back. They started fighting and kept untill Crystal froze both of them.
"Cr-Crystal-chan!" Sanji asked.
Zoro shot Crystal the look of I-am-going-to-fucking-kill-you-and-devour-your-very-soul.
Crystal unfroze them. Sanji lept to her side and Zoro's body hit the floor. The couple laughed at him.
"Ahh.. it's been fun. Later Marimo." Crystal walked out. Sanji started to follow her, but stopped and went back to Zoro and stood with his left foot in the air.
"This is for calling Crystal-chan a bitch." he kicked him straight into the wall.
END