50 Shades of Gay
The morning starts, as usual. All is normal in the Cul-de-sac. With the Eds starting some outlandish scam of a "water park" or the closest thing that could come to one.
Kevin is tuning is beloved bike outside while Nazz was beside with him chattering. Rolf is attending to his farm animals. Sarah and Jimmy were inside cooking brownies and cookies. Johnny 2x4 with Plank were swinging from a tire swing in there yard.
"This is all your fault Sockhead!" A water soaked Eddy yelled.
"Me!? Need I remind you that it was Ed who broke the water pipe." Double D said angrily.
"Hahahahaha but it was fun Eddy!" Ed loudly laughed with a clueless smile on his face. The three of them were drenched after Ed's water slide attempt failed, and destroyed their water park scheme.
"Well if you kept a better eye on him this wouldn't of happened." Eddy continued.
Double D sighed, "And when have I been the Ed keeper?" he asked sarcastically.
Eddy and Ed took their shirts off and squeezed the water from their shirts. Double D too shy to take his shirt of squeezed what he could and ran into his house for dry clothing.
"Man this sucks, now what are supposed to do for the whole day!" Eddy sat down on the concrete and let the sun dry him off. Ed being all happy-go-lucky plopped down beside him. "Ugh, you better hope I can come with another plan." Eddy said starting at Ed.
Just as Double D came up to them all three of them heard someone partially yell "Heeyyyy what's going on here!"
They all raise their heads up to see a stranger, a very strange stranger. They see a teenage guy, probably about their age, but with a very out-there attire. He was wearing a suit, but that wasn't the weird part. The jacket and pants were pink! The undershirt was white and he was wearing a black tie. He did look neat and well-groomed though. His hair was slicked back. His rather rainbow colored hair stood out. He had strips of color from the front to the top of his hair, tapering down as it got to the back, in which there you could see his natural hair color was brown.
He was smiling at the Eds. "Hey! Sup you guys? Haha I'm new here by the way."
It took a couple of seconds for them to respond because they were still shocked by this "new character".
"Oh! Um?" Double D started, being the first to speak up. "Nice to meet you sir! We haven't had any new people move here."
"Yeah well, my family moved here because my dad got a better job here."
"You're new here huh?" Eddy spoke up. "Hmmm, why don't we get the others over here and you can tell us all about yourself!"
"Sure! Sounds great, I'll wait here then"
"Double D! Ed! Come on follow me." Eddy commanded. Once they were away from where the new guy could hear him Eddy started chuckling.
"Oh man! Did you see that guy? What was up with his get up!? Hahaha!"
"Eddy!" Double D stated surprised. "You don't plan on making fun of that fellow? He's new here and regardless of how he looks we don't need to bully him."
"Whoa whoa whoa calm down Sockhead, I was only laughing, I didn't say anything about bullying him! I wanna get the rest of the kids to meet him, then he can tell us all about him…because let's face it, if that guy is gonna be stayin around, someone's bound to notice him sooner or later…."