I don't own Naruto.
This is in a special Au verse where Sasuke never left, and they all got stronger together. Set when they're around 25.
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Naruto and Sasuke are arguing again. It's something stupid and immature and even though they're grown men now, they're still arguing. Sakura is not amused. She isn't smiling, she isn't laughing. The look on her face is that of a frustrated teacher on a fieldtrip to the zoo with a bunch of 5 year olds who is seriously contemplating feeding the children to the Lion. She wants oh so badly to slam their heads together and tell them to grow up and shut up.
Naruto pounces onto Sasuke, who doesn't even bother to make a surprise sound. Instead he manages to throw a punch before they hit the ground. And so the two are rolling around, throwing punches. Sakura is still not amused. She clears her throat, and both boys look up at her for a few seconds before continuing.
Sakura growls at them. They, of course don't notice. She looks over to Kakashi for help, but he shrugs and gives her a look that says "You're on your own here.". She barely resists the urge to throw him at them as Naruto punches Sasuke in the nose and a crack is heard. But a thought runs through her head as she calms herself down. "If you keep hurting each other like this, I won't keep healing you." She threatens.
The very thought of their sister figure leaving them with black eyes and broken noses makes them pause and consider settling it in some other less violent way. But that's not as interesting. It isn't anything that can't be healed at the hospital, anyway.
Later, they regret not remembering that as of yesterday, she owns it now.
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I rather like the way this drabble turned out. It feels good. And it's short and sweet. This is a little present to all my readers. An apology for not updating anything for a while.