Chapter 1
(Knock* Knock* Knock*..KNOCK* KNOCK*KNOCK*)
"Sheldon, SHELDON WAKE UP!"
"who disturbs me while I slumber in my Rem sleep in a time like this.."
(Sheldon looks around as he opens his eyes as wide as an owl.)
"HOLY SPOC BATMAN" he says.
(he looks to the left) "Please for the love of Flash tell me I'm dreaming or stoned and we both know neither are happening Leonard"
(Leonard looks at Sheldon)
"You know I thought that at first Sheldon but I know you are chronically afraid of toking the tree that we get from Donnie, So I'm not the only one seeing what I'm looking at?"
(Sheldon looks behind him)
"You are very correct Leonard only you would put an intake of over-exposer of THC and tar on the precise organ that you need"
"You mean my lungs?" said Leonard
"Is that sarcasm?" Responds Sheldon
"NOOO….Smart ass."
"Look all I'm saying is we went to sleep and now we seem to have woken up inside some sort of parallel universe, or do I need to explain that to you"
(Sheldon glares at Leonard)
"Uhh what are you doing?" Leonard finally asks
Well I was testing this theory by trying to turn you into a monkey with my mind, but obviously if we did end up in a time-parallel universe were still stuck in something where I'm just smart and your useless" (Sigh*)
(Leonard starts pacing very frantically looking from left to right. Almost as if he is trying to calculate something. About 5 mins go by and he finally says "Well if my stoner instincts are correct, and I am implying that they are your still uptight and a pain in my ass, and yet we can't figure out what is happening at the moment."
(A huge crash is now heard somewhere around four stories beneath them)
"WHAT WAS THAT?!" Sheldon shrieks [well by that I mean Sheldon hides under the blankets and starts reciting Newton's gravity laws]
(Without missing a beat Leonard replies) "Your Pride and manhood"
"What was that noise you made? It sounds as if someone just falcon punched your Vagina"
"The more important questions is WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ANIMATED AND IN WALOWITZ house?!"
"That is where we are isn't it" Sheldon states
"Very very interesting, I thought we were LOST?"
"But if this is his mom's house why is there a man here?
[This is correct for no man has stepped forth into this house other than Walowitz and his friends]
(Sure enough this strange man walks up to them drops a package and flies through the wall)
"So who is the smarter one Shel-can't prove this?"
"Just what are you implying Leonard?"
"I'm implying that in science where everything is proven correct or wrong you have no beliefs in ghosts, but open the package before HE EATS YOUR SOUUUUL"
(Again Sheldon just stares at Leonard.)
"Now what are you doing" says Leonard
"Oh nothing, for a second I had a flash back to my first train set" Replies Sheldon
"Ok… You seriously have to stop doing that I know you are not crazy but this whole thing is just delusional."
(Sheldon looks at the box, debating on whether or not to open it. He finally decided ehhh what is the worst that can happen? He rips the box open like a present on well, his birthday and finds a note and a map)
(Sheldon begins reading the letter outloud)
The note reads
"Leonard, we have word you have made it home, follow the map and meet me in the old CoolsVille malt shop, be care full though and beware of everything, I have noted some points of interest on the map, and things you will need along the way, just trust me, don't double question it, and remember you don't need to be the fastest, you just need to outrun your buddy if it comes to it. Here is a list of things you will need to pick up on the way.
*Dual Pistols
*backpack
*any medicine you find
*Ammunition
*rifle
*Hunters Knife
*Rope
*Food and Water
*A Lighter
*Plexi-Ion Diffuser
*Toys that make noise
*Laptop
*Ethernet Cable
*Pack of Newports
**3 pack Vanilla Cigarellos ( DO NOT FORGET)
*Lastly As many Scooby snacks as you can grab.
Leave at the break of dawn , and follow the map, we have friends throughout the city, and people you would only dream to meet to help you along the way, for now get some shut eye for tomorrow will be a huge day in your life of remembering.
-Your Cuzo Norville.
P.S. If you find pair of glasses please picks that up, we really need that.
(Sheldon looks at Leonard)
"can you make sense of any of this nonsense? And what does he mean YOU don't need to be the fastest, you only have to outrun your buddy, that's me...I don't like the sound of this."
"Nope I really can't think of anything off the top of my head.. but looks like we have no choice but to follow the instructions if we want to figure out what is going on. But I don't remember a cousin named Norville. I don't know exactly what is going on but this looks like it will be an interesting day tomorrow. Let's get some sleep and re-gather this in the morning, maybe were just tripping.