"World re-nouned ice skater, Fiona Rose won the Olympic gold medal in this year Winter Olympics.." Aokiji read. His temples twitched and he threw the magazine to the ground.
"hmmm... Hey! I should try ice skating!"
Aokiji arrived at the Ice Skating Rink For Incredibly Tall People. You know, the ISRFITP. Though he did have to crouch down a bit to fit in.
"Sir, I need some skates." he said. The dude nodded.
"What's your size?"
Aokiji paused.
"I am uh... size 30..." he mumbled. The dude looked at his feet.
"I would say." then went to the back and brought Aokiji his shoes. He put them on and stumbled to the rink. When his feets were on the ice, at first, he was flowing naturally and skating oh-so-smoothly.
"I feel free, like a blue pheasent in the great blue sky-OMG OMG PUN ALERT-!" he recieted, but then crashed into the wall. A small boy skated up to him and said
"Mister, you suck." and went away. Aokiji just muttered an obsinity under his breath. He got back up, slipped, and his long legs right into the air and he landed on his ass. Feeling to give it one more try, Aokiji clamped his hands onto the brink, forced himself up, let go of the brink while pushing himself and he fell and busted his icey ass. He just layed their, aggrivated.
"Yeah, I do suck." he sighed.
End