A/N: here's one of my favorite het pairings of all time…enjoy!xD

The Male Mistress

OneShot

Wine-red eyes widened. "Are…are you sure about it, Miss Judy?"

There was a soft smile on the blonde woman's face as she leaned on the railings separating the dock from the sea.

The odd couple was at the pier, having spent a lovely evening together.

"Of course, Kai." said Judy Tate. "You've never met Mister Mizuhara, have you? We're legally separated anyway, no consequences attached."

The bluenette smirked. "Is it a good thing for me or a bad thing for you?"

"I have the right to any man I want."

The usually reserved Russian blushed. "If you must know, madame, it's my first time with women like you."

The All Stars coach fixed him with her blue stare. "That makes the two of us, then. Let's do it tonight. Leave no traces of evidence."

Kai Hiwatari nodded. "You have my word, Miss Judy."

A slender hand went up to caress painted cheeks. "You're a crazy boy, Kai."

"That's exactly why you fell in love with me, wasn't it Miss Judy?"

As short as Kai was, he never failed to capture the older woman's lips.

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"How much for these, sir?" a certain Russian teen asked the pharmacist at the counter.

The pharmacist raised an eyebrow. "Are you getting busy tonight, boy?" he asked as he punched in the small pack of condoms.

"Quite busy, sir." the bluenette smiled as he paid for his purchase. "Thank you."

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A beautiful blonde American answered the door.

"Mr. Hiwatari!" she greeted with great politeness even if it was clear that the blue-haired boy was way younger than she was.

"Thank you for inviting me to dinner." he returned courteously.

"Max is at Tyson Kinomiya's house…" the blonde added for conversational effect.

"Oh?" Kai asked. "Then only the lucky couple and I shall feast?"

"Come inside." Judy smiled.

The bluenette was lead to the dinner table, and upon observing the occupants of the room he quickly instructed everyone to bow their heads and say grace.

Ten minutes later, the Russian's head was still down.

"Kai?" asked Judy, concerned.

There was an incoherent murmur and he prayed for another twenty minutes before ending.

Dinner commenced smoothly and during the meal, the older woman leaned toward her lover to remark, "I didn't know you were so religious…"

Kai seemed quite uncomfortable. "I didn't know your husband worked part-time as a pharmacist…" he retorted.

END

A/N: thanks for…my classmate! she sent that message to me and it was hilarious!…I hope y'all liked it….review! enjoy!xD and ciAo…