Baldy

by A Penguin Named Jim

A thief is running loose in the Fowl penthouse! Can Artemis track down the thief? Or has he met his match in this new criminal? Either way Artemis will stop at nothing to retrieve his precious red leather dress!

Baldy

One day Artemis woke up to find his hair had been stolen. And his red leather dress. And his green balaclava. And his jewel-encrusted tortoise called Bobbins!

Meanwhile Butler was gambling through the meadows of Yugoslavia wearing a red leather dress, some new hair and a balaclava. He also has a tortoise tucked under him arm. Artemis flew in on his solar-powered chairlift.

"It's time to bring you home Butler." Said Artemis gently.

"NAVET ENORMES!" said Butler.