It was an unusually normal day; The sun was shining, Goku was wining, Sanzo's paper fan had made a few appearances, as had Gojyo's smokes. All in all, everything was as normal as can be; for the Saiyuki boys, that is.
It was at the end of a long, tiresome day that Sanzo finally caved in and agreed to stop at the next town for Goku's dinner; but really, he told himself, he just wanted some more smokes. He was running low.
"Will we be staying the night Sanzo?" Hakkai questiond. Hoping for a positive answer; Jeep was getting tired.
"Whatever," replied the monk, "Anything, as long as I don't have to sleep with one of those bakas." Hakkai chuckles, but stops when he sees the hurt look on the aforementioned men's faces. Gojyo is the first to recover, replacing his frown with a goofy grin.
"Right then! Sorry to love and leave…but I'm off to find the ladies."
Gojyo takes one step, before he is stopped in his tracks, by the thing, angel, Goddess? He sees in his path.
"Woah," is all he can say. Turning back to the other three, he aims his question at none in particular; making rather obscene gestures with his hands, "Did you see her Goddam….!?!" Without waiting for an answer, he throws himself down the street, after his new object of desire.
Sanzo tutted and shook his head, before charging Goku; who was replicating Gojyo's gestures; trying to figure out what the ero-gappa was talking about, with the job of finding him some new cigarettes before dinner, and Hakkai with the job of finding them somewhere to stay the night. While Sanzo goes to find somewhere quiet to clear his head.
"Do you EVER shut up?" Sanzo almost yelled at the blonde boy, who was currently telling him an uninteresting and stupid story about this boy beating up, probably yet another insufferable toddler, called Sasuke.
The boy looked up at him with big blue eyes, the expression on the boy's face somewhat reminded him disturbingly of Goku, and proudly stated, "When Iruka Sensei buys me Ramen I always 'shut up." And the kid looked up at Sanzo's shocked face and grinned. "Ha!" The boy said triumphantly, "bet you thought I was gunna say 'never,' nya?"
Sanzo groaned. He had just discovered yet another insufferable baka. He made a mental note not to speak to kids who acted like, or resembled animals. First Goku, now this, well, this kid; he even had WISKERS.