If I only had a soul

by Onasaki

My last summary sucked, but anyway, this is a parody of If I only had a heart from the wizard of oz. A friend and I thought this up during a long period of Boredum.

If I only had a soul...
Copyright, I do not own Angel or Buffy or Wizard of Oz.
Sung to the tune of "If I only had a heart" from the Wizard of Oz

When a guy is forced to settle his head so full of nettles,

He can't be in control.

And maybe it's presumin' that I could be semi-human,

If I only had soul.

I'd be tender - I'd be gentle--and maybe not so mental

With conscience taking toll.

I'd be slayin all the demons ...

and the guys who need the feedin

If I only had a soul.

Picture me - a prophecy!

Just like in the show.

That certainly wouldn't blow. Just take a seat...

Dude, sweet!

For positive emotions, jealousy's an ocean,

But this can make me whole.

It might just make me hipper,

And I'd not toss you in the chipper

If I only had a soul.