A/n: This is my first Eminem parody. This will be followed by D12's Nasty Mind. So, without further ado, the music video.
RuneKnightPictures Proudly Presents:
The Real Shinji Ikari
Misato:
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Shinji Ikari pilot please stand up
I repeat, will the real Shinji Ikari please stand up
We're gonna have a problem here...
Shinji:
Ya'll act you never seen an Evangelion pilot before
Drawers all on the floor like Touji, like Kensuke had to tell me something
And started whoopin his ass 'cause I don't care about Evas
We first were friends, then he got killed in Third Impact
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
His Eva didn't eat what I think it did, did it?"
And Kaouru said...Nothing you idiots!
Kaouru's dead, the Eva crushed him
Rei clones love Gendou... (turntable. Chicka chicka chicka)
"Shinji Ikari, I'm sick of him
` Look at him, cowering in the corner
Hiding from everyone," "Yeah, but he's so cute though."
Yeah, I probably am a coward
But no worse, than what's going on in Misato's bedroom
Sometimes, I want to go into Asuka's bedroom and let loose, but can't
But it's cool for me to go berserk
"I'm kissing you, I'm kissing you."
And if I'm lucky, you might just let me breathe
And that's the message I deliver to NERV
And expect them not to know what a Sea of Dirac is
Of course they gonna know what an Angel is
By the time they get their paychecks
They've read the Dead Sea Scrolls
"We ain't nothing but Lilim..." Well some of us Angels
Who want to turn us into LCL
But if we can make Rei clones
Then there's no reason a man and an Angel can't elope (EWWWW!)
But if you feel like I'm feeling, I got the antidote
Misato wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Chorus: Shinji x2
I'm Shinji Ikari, yes I'm the real Shinji Ikari
All you other bakas are just imitating
So won't the real Shinji Ikari please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up...
Shinji:
Kensuke doesn't have to pilot Eva
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about Kaoru?
Asuka can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
The only difference is I got the balls to pilot Eva
"But if Shinji, what if the Angels all die, wouldn't it be good?"
Why? So gay guys can say they love me?
So you can, sit me here next to Gendou?
Shit, Rei better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Asuka and Misato
And hear 'em argue over who loves Kaji
You little bitch, stick me in an Eva
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's the savior of the world, Hee-hee!"
I should download Asuka's voice on my SDAT
And show the whole world how you kissed Shinji (AHHH!!)
I'm sick of you little gay Angels, all you do is try to kill me
So I have been chosen to destroy you (Bzzzzt!)
And there's a million kids out there who watch me
Who dress in plugsuits, cower, talk, and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but passes like me
Chorus x2
Shinji:
I'm like a little girl to listen to, 'cause I'm only giving you
Things you watch with your friends in your living room
The only difference is I don't got the balls to say it
In front of you all and I got to be false and sugarcoated
I just get in the Eva and do the job
And whether you like to admit it (ERR!) I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you pilots out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these episodes like my cooking
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person at NERV who's a virgin
Grabbin Rei's tits while I'm jerking off to Asuka
And I'm jerking but Asuka comes in and quirks and beats me
And I'm a Shinji Ikari lurkin
I could be working at Burger King, getting panic attacks
(HACH!) Or in the Eva crying
Screaming, "No Father!"
With my Eva getting strangled, and the Dummy Plug working
So, will the real Shinji Ikari please stand up
And get in the damn Evangelion at this moment
And be proud to be a coward and totally perverted
And one more time, loud as you can, Rei how does it go!
Chorus x2
Shinji:
Ha ha
Geuss I'm the only Shinji Ikari
Fuck it, I'll stand up
Rune: And that's a rap. What ya'll be thinking. Shinji just bashed everyone in the series. R&R to see the cast do D12's Nasty Mind.
RuneKnightPictures Proudly Presents:
The Real Shinji Ikari
Misato:
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Shinji Ikari pilot please stand up
I repeat, will the real Shinji Ikari please stand up
We're gonna have a problem here...
Shinji:
Ya'll act you never seen an Evangelion pilot before
Drawers all on the floor like Touji, like Kensuke had to tell me something
And started whoopin his ass 'cause I don't care about Evas
We first were friends, then he got killed in Third Impact
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
His Eva didn't eat what I think it did, did it?"
And Kaouru said...Nothing you idiots!
Kaouru's dead, the Eva crushed him
Rei clones love Gendou... (turntable. Chicka chicka chicka)
"Shinji Ikari, I'm sick of him
` Look at him, cowering in the corner
Hiding from everyone," "Yeah, but he's so cute though."
Yeah, I probably am a coward
But no worse, than what's going on in Misato's bedroom
Sometimes, I want to go into Asuka's bedroom and let loose, but can't
But it's cool for me to go berserk
"I'm kissing you, I'm kissing you."
And if I'm lucky, you might just let me breathe
And that's the message I deliver to NERV
And expect them not to know what a Sea of Dirac is
Of course they gonna know what an Angel is
By the time they get their paychecks
They've read the Dead Sea Scrolls
"We ain't nothing but Lilim..." Well some of us Angels
Who want to turn us into LCL
But if we can make Rei clones
Then there's no reason a man and an Angel can't elope (EWWWW!)
But if you feel like I'm feeling, I got the antidote
Misato wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
Chorus: Shinji x2
I'm Shinji Ikari, yes I'm the real Shinji Ikari
All you other bakas are just imitating
So won't the real Shinji Ikari please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up...
Shinji:
Kensuke doesn't have to pilot Eva
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about Kaoru?
Asuka can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
The only difference is I got the balls to pilot Eva
"But if Shinji, what if the Angels all die, wouldn't it be good?"
Why? So gay guys can say they love me?
So you can, sit me here next to Gendou?
Shit, Rei better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Asuka and Misato
And hear 'em argue over who loves Kaji
You little bitch, stick me in an Eva
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's the savior of the world, Hee-hee!"
I should download Asuka's voice on my SDAT
And show the whole world how you kissed Shinji (AHHH!!)
I'm sick of you little gay Angels, all you do is try to kill me
So I have been chosen to destroy you (Bzzzzt!)
And there's a million kids out there who watch me
Who dress in plugsuits, cower, talk, and act like me
And just might be the next best thing but passes like me
Chorus x2
Shinji:
I'm like a little girl to listen to, 'cause I'm only giving you
Things you watch with your friends in your living room
The only difference is I don't got the balls to say it
In front of you all and I got to be false and sugarcoated
I just get in the Eva and do the job
And whether you like to admit it (ERR!) I just shit it
Better than ninety percent of you pilots out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these episodes like my cooking
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person at NERV who's a virgin
Grabbin Rei's tits while I'm jerking off to Asuka
And I'm jerking but Asuka comes in and quirks and beats me
And I'm a Shinji Ikari lurkin
I could be working at Burger King, getting panic attacks
(HACH!) Or in the Eva crying
Screaming, "No Father!"
With my Eva getting strangled, and the Dummy Plug working
So, will the real Shinji Ikari please stand up
And get in the damn Evangelion at this moment
And be proud to be a coward and totally perverted
And one more time, loud as you can, Rei how does it go!
Chorus x2
Shinji:
Ha ha
Geuss I'm the only Shinji Ikari
Fuck it, I'll stand up
Rune: And that's a rap. What ya'll be thinking. Shinji just bashed everyone in the series. R&R to see the cast do D12's Nasty Mind.