"Stay in your room and apply yourself, young man!"
One day, Bobby (or, "Bobbeh," as his father called him), was in his bedroom. He was in hot water over his day at school. He had thrown dead frogs at girls in science class, because there was no way he was going to dissect them, he had screamed at his teachers over nothing, and worst of all, he had gotten a D+ on his history test. D was the last grade before F - failure. And God knows how he got away without detention that day. Now he had to study on the computer.
"Chapter Nine... The Constitution is one of the most important... documents in... Ameeeerricccaaa..." He dozed off, then caught himself in the nick of time. "Dang it, I hate history," Bobby sighed.
"Do you hate your life right now?" A man suddenly appeared on his laptop screen. "Are you as bored as heck?"
"No, I'm actually as bored as hell," muttered Bobby.
"Are you also as bored as..." The screen suddenly went to a test pattern.
"Yes! Yes! I am!" screamed Bobby desperately.
The man reappeared. "Do you want to learn how to make your own lemonade? Do you want to make your lemonade the best in the world?"
"Um, OK!" Bobby didn't care what the man wanted him to do, even if it was as silly as learning a new recipe.
"Well, come on over to Lemonparty." The man began to dance like an idiot and break into a catchy jingle. "That's L-e-m-o-n-p-a-r-t-y-dot-com!"
Out of curiosity, Bobby clicked the link in the ad. Suddenly, a picture of a thong-clad lady appeared on the screen. He almost puked. But he actually got a funny feeling when he saw that picture. So, he went into the site and found a picture of four men, living all together, but not sleeping alone, if you know what I mean.
Pretty soon, his "own personal garden hose that watered his potatoes" elongated, and he started to watch some videos...
"Honey, where's Bobby?" asked Peggy as she set the table for supper. They were having steak, grilled with propane, of course, some salad, and chocolate cake for dessert.
"I told Bobbeh to go to his room and study because of what happened at school today," Hank replied. "Bobbehhh! Dinnertime!" he called, cupping his hands over his mouth.
No reply.
"We got your favorite dessert after dinner!" added Peggy. "Chocolate brandy cake with hazelnut frosting!"
Still, no reply.
"I'm going in there," Hank finally decided.
He walked down the hall to Bobby's room. The door was closed.
"Bobbeh, did you hear me? You can come out now, it's time to eat!"
The only reply he got was what sounded like moaning.
Hank opened the door and walked in. "Dang it, BobbeeeaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
Hank's friends, Dale, the bug exterminator of Arlen, Boomhauer, who had a unique way of saying things, and Bill, the bald man, joined him on the curb in front of his house.
Hank opened his can of Alamo Beer, but opened it too quickly, and as a result, got sprayed in the face with beer.
The gentle music suddenly got interrupted by LOUD rock music.
As the day dragged on, the four men did nothing but talk and drink as cars drove by and the sun moved through the sky. Bobby rode by on his bike, and rode around and around the four friends, until he got dizzy and crashed offscreen. The family dog, Ladybird, came by and crapped on Hank's and Bill's shoes, much to their disgust. Luanne drove off to the mall, but not before stealing Hank's wallet.
Then, Hank's buddies were gone and the cooler was empty. Peggy handed her spouse a bag of garbage. He snatched it from her, and whacked her in the face with it. As it slung around, it knocked the screen and cracked it a bit. Peggy got up and put the trash in the garbage herself.
Then, Hank, Peggy, and Bobby all got together, the parents in back, and son in front, and all just stared at the camera with bored expressions on their faces.
Then, Peggy and Bobby shrieked as Hank's head suddenly popped off and flew into the orange sky. It got trapped in a bubble, spun around for a bit, and got flanked by the show's title. The opening sequence ended with Hank's head looking at the camera sadly.