Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha

a/n--here's another inu fic, just to annoy the gerneral public and to please those who like my inu fics. This one won't be hard to like, since it's a little nutty with a side of cheese and wine (don't ask me about what that means).

Here's editing shot number one; mostly spelling and detail reworking.

Part One

How in hell could I have let this happen? I'm the smart one who gets taken for ganrted and is never noticed, yet I'm in this situation! Even when I had gone through my parents murder trial I hadn't been this out of place!

But why does he remember me? He wasn't supposed to remember me. Helping me in that trial had been for publicity, hadn't it? That's what I had been told in any case. So why the sudden interest in the nobody? Probably more publicity schemes...damn rich people...

Okay, so dissing my boss may not be the smartest thing to be doing. But I'm the one who's inviting employees on dream vacations with me! Of course...I don't have any emplyees. But if I did, I wouldn't invite them on vacation with me! Especially if I was some georgeous demon lord who had ...er...women falling at my feet and worshipping the very ground I walk on. Of course, that's if I was a man, which I am not, even if I'm not that curvey. Which is a good thing, since I have no social life right now.

Okay, that was off topic, but it is randomly true. No men for me. My parents were killed by men...I've got no reason to like them-

"Rin!"

"Huh?" I started violently. Damnit! What was his frostyness doing in my office?

Oh yeah, he's my boss.

"I don't have all day. Are you going to accept or not?" Great, now he's irritated.

"Yes." I answer without thinking. I mentally slap myself. I swear my brain has an off switch that only the ice lord can find. I don't even know where it is and it's my mind! Now I see why he looks down on humanity, aside from how short we all are.

"Good." oh, that's right, you just walk out that door looking pleased with yourself, you pompus idiot! "I'll have someone drop by your appartment on Sunday. The flight leaves at noon."

Wonderful, an early morning. I nod numbly and he starts to leave. Wait! How long are we going for? No, I should just say that I can't go. Make up an excuse like, my mother's sick...

No, she's dead, so that wouldn't work very well.

"Uh, sir?"

He turns back to me, his face void of expression. It's an unnerving look, really. I think I should try to master it. "Yes?"

"How...How long will we be gone?" I should just quit now and save him the trouble...

"Like I said, two weeks." ...someone shoot me...He frowns and I'm instantly worried. Is it anger or- "Are you okay, Rin? You look pale."

Damn! It's concern. "Yes, sir, I'm fine."

He nods, but doesn't look convinced. "Come, I'll buy you lunch and bring you home."

Who does he think he is? My father? Well, I'll have him know, white hair doesn't make him all that dead!

"It's only noon, sir. I can just order in, and there's still so much I need to finish-"

"Fine, I'll wait for you to finish keying up those last three words, then we'll go."

Why does he know everything? As I type in the words I say, "But what about later? Aren't there some reports I'll need to file or something?"

"You only have a day to pack you know."

"I don't have all that much to pack." I say, standing just as slowly. I'm suddenly aware of how his golden eyes are examining my body to the very tiniest of details. Not very comforting when you know that you're about to go away with him and that he's your boss. I wonder if my fly is undone-

Okay, bad time to be self-concious.

I toss my coat over my shoulders and slip through my door, doing my best to no touch him. It's tempting, but he has so many women who want him that someone like me wouldn't last more than an hour in his mind. if that.

Well, if that were the case, I wouldn't be going on vacation with him, now, would I?

a/n--interesting, right? Review please!