Random Insanity: Tales Reborn
Chapter 1:The Introduction to my tale
A/N: Hello People. I am the one and only, Eclipse. I have gone through plenty of trouble lately, and have finally, after two years, taken up writing once again. I looked through my old works and threw them in the corner, putting a sticky note on them that labeled my previous stories, "A Really Big Mess". So I decided to re-create a lot of the Random Insanity stories you all know and love. This Is Random Insanity: Tales Reborn!
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but Eclipse and Shadow. I am a broke high school student…
My name is Eclipse "Moon" Sheyon. I am a 24 year old man born in Midgar. I was infused with Ecliptic Wolf Demon Cells at birth for a horrible experiment. Through long travels and tough experiences, I made my way to Kalm, where I met my best friend, Shadow. She can be a bit strange at times, but at least she isn't boring. My life is far from ordinary, a collection of random events that seem to come out of nowhere. This is my life, my Random Insanity…
Eclipse sat on the couch that was in the living room of his small house in Kalm, staring out into space. That is what he would usually do when he was bored. "Shadow was supposed to be here an hour ago! I swear that girl is ALWAYS late!" He thinks to himself, sighing slightly. He hated boredom, he just couldn't stand it. "Where is she!" he grumbles to himself. As if on cue, Shadow burst through the door, her ankle-long black hair swaying slightly as she walked over to Eclipse and sat on the couch. She yawned once before propping her feet up on the table in front of the couch. Eclipse looked over to Shadow, as if expecting some sort of strange comment. And there it came. "If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected, expected?" She asked Eclipse with an innocent look on her face, smiling slightly. Eclipse sighed, "Yes, No, Maybe, I don't know, and I don't care. Every answer you will ever need" he says and looks up to the ceiling, seeing a bag of Cheetos taped to the wall. "What are those doing up there?" He asks, turning to Shadow. They were housemates, and if he didn't do, he could guarantee it was Shadow. Shadow grinned and evil grin, "You'll see!" she says with a giggle.
Eclipse looked back at the Cheetos, covering his head with a newspaper, waiting for some sort of cheese-bomb or trap to set off. Instead, a very hungry Barret charged through the door, sniffing intently at the cheese-smelling air. He immediately looked up at the Cheetos, his mouth watering. He jumped to in an attempt to reach the Cheetos, but it failed. He began stacking stuff, but there wasn't enough stuff to reach the ceiling. He began to cry, curling up on the ground, sniffling to himself. Eclipse and Shadow erupted into laughter, "See! Didn't I tell you?" Shadow says after they both calmed down. Eclipse smiled at Shadow and looked down to Barret, "I think we can give him mercy now" he says and jumps up to collect the Cheetos, throwing them out the door, Barret chasing after them. Eclipse closed the door.
The insanity begins…