Hi. You guys might remember me. It's me, Beauty. I'm 18 now so I can do whatever I want. But still, I do miss Bobobo and the others a lot and I hope we meet up again. But right now I'm going to China on vacation. Wonder if it's as crazy as Japan. Well, this new journey starts in the year 3005, where the Shaishin Maruhage Empire has attacked. With their leader, Tsuru Tsurulina the 6th, they've not only been hunting down hair, but the lives of innocent people. So enjoy my journey to-Wait! We've gotta start the episode first!

Episode 1: A New Journey Begins! Randori Hanage Shinken Unleashed!

In an airport right outside of Tokyo, a pretty short young lady about 5 foot 2 with mid length pink hair and big blue eyes who wore a pink see-through shirt with one sleeve on the side, a red kimono-like belly top, dark blue jeans that stopped at her knees with red lining on the bottoms and small cuts on the side of the red, pink leggings that stopped close to her knees with fence design on them, a brown belt with a circular pink buckle, red heels, a pink headband, dangling pink orbs hanging from the golden chain as earrings, a golden necklace with a pink diamond in the middle, and pink bracelet on her right arm stood checking in her luggage.

"AH! HELP ME!" a boy cried.

"What?" the girl said, looking behind her to see a Shaishin Hair Hunter! Their uniforms were a little different, more colorful, but that didn't mean that they couldn't fight. "Haha! You've got some nice hair there little kid! HAHAHAHA!" the hair hunter laughed, shaving the poor kid bald!

"NO! MOMMY!" the little boy cried, running away. "What are you staring at?!" the hair hunter yelled at the girl. She seemed frightened and shocked at the same time.

"N-Nothing…"

"You've got some nice pink locks growing outta your skull…maybe you'd like to propose a trade?" the hair hunter pleaded, though the girl didn't trust him for he had an evil little grin on his face.

"No way! Ah!" the girl cried, running away in te airport. "Get back here girl! I only want just a strand!? A little bit!? I'll take you out to dinner!" he yelled, chasing after the girl.

"Not in a million years!" Beauty cried. "So I've just gotta wait? Well a million years isn't so bad." the hair hunter smiled. "That meant never!" the girl cried, cutting corners in the airport, but then she slipped on water and fell!

"Ah! Um…can't we just work this out…? If you want a date I'll go with you…Hehe…" the girl said, looking afraid. She then got up, but bumped into two more hair hunters.

"Ah!" she cried, now being surrounded by hair hungry villains. "She's got some nice hair. Maybe if we get her this, Tsurulina the 6th will finally raise our paychecks!" one of them smiled like a little kid.

"WHAT!? THEY PAY YOU IN THAT PLACE!?" the girl cried. Then, now being cornered, the girl had nothing else to do but scream. But then suddenly, a bunch of nose hairs had blasted the hair hunters away! "Huh? No way! It can't be!" the girl said, with a surprised look on her face.

"You alright lady?" it was Bobobo! He now wore Black shades and a green shirt but that didn't really matter. "Bobobo!" the girl smiled happily.

"Huh? How did you know my name!? Who told her? I'll whip somebody with my nose hairs til I find the one!" Bobobo cried on the floor. "OW!" the same little boy that was shaved cried as Bobobo hit him with his nose hairs! "NO ONE REVEALS MY IDENTITY AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!" Bobobo screamed out. "Wait a minute! Bobobo! It's me! Beauty! Remember?" Beauty smiled happily. "Hm…Nope not a clue." Bobobo said turning around to pick his nose. "Hey! Bobobo don't try and pretend!" Beauty said. "Oh! Beauty hi! When'd you get here?" Bobobo asked.

Well his IQ hasn't changed much. Beauty thought, looking at the audience with a smug look on her face. "So Beauty, how's everything been going for ya?" Bobobo asked.

"Well great. But, how'd you find me? Or was it just instinct?" Beauty asked. "Well not really. I was just hungry and happened to find you." Bobobo admitted.

"So you're not happy to see me?" Beauty asked.

"Yeah I am! And Beauty you're looking good."

"So are you…well you look…the same…Hehe." Beauty had a fake smile on her face. "Oh thank you Beauty! That's just so kind!" Bobobo cried dramatically. "Wait! You can't just attack us from behind and get away with it!" one of the hair hunters screamed, getting up out of the trash they were dumped into.

"Huh? So you're the new Shaishin Hair Hunters, right?" Bobobo asked them, in his Hanage Shinken stance. "That's right! Now fight us or else!" another one yelled.

"Fine. I guess you'll be the very first to see my Randori Hanage." Bobobo said. "Randori Hanage?" Beauty said with a questionable look on her face.

"GET HIM!"

"YA!" the hair hunters came for Bobobo with full force!

"Randori Hanage Shinken! CHAOS ALL THE WAY!" Bobobo yelled, glowing gold as his nose hairs whipped through the enemies like flies! But he accidentally hit that shaved little boy again!

"What is it with you and hitting that little kid!?" Beauty yelled. "Nothing. He just…Stole my prom date!" Bobobo cried, dressed in a tux with dead flowers.

"WHAT!?" Beauty screamed. "Well you haven't changed a bit." Beauty smiled. "And…wha-what's that supposed to mean…?" Bobobo asked, with a dark cloud forming over his head with a sad look on his face.

"Oh. No I meant that-"

"You meant that I'm dumb! No!" Bobobo cried, running away in tears. "Bobobo wait up! Gosh don't leave me!" Beauty cried, running after him, but they were also being watched by a certain someone.

"Hm…So Bobobo's back? This isn't surprising. He comes whenever Beauty's in danger. But what would happen if I just pt Beauty in a little…test to see if Bobobo's truly stronger. Hahaha." a mysterious person laughed evilly in the shadows of the Shaishin Empire. But who is it? Oh well, let's just get back to Bobobo and Beauty!

"Bobobo! What are you doing!?" Beauty screamed, seeing Bobobo stick his mouth under the soda fountains of the fast food restaurants! "Bobobo you crazy lunatic! You can't do that! Bobobo! I'm so very sorry everybody he should be on some medication and crazy pills. Haha. Bobobo come on." Beauty said, trying to pull Bobobo, but he wouldn't budge! "Bobobo come on! You're embarrassing yourself!" Beauty cried, just embarrassed as everyone stared. "Okay. Let's go." Bobobo said, walking away like nothing happened.

"…" Beauty just had her mouth wide open in confusion.

"Whatever." Beauty said, walking along side Bobobo.

"Hey, Bobobo."

"Yeah."

"Do ya think we'll see the others again? Like Hatenko and Don Patch or Soften, or even Hekun or Pokomi?" Beauty asked.

"How should I know!? Do I look like a fortune teller to you!?" Bobobo screamed in a psychic gene outfit.

"Well to be honest, yes you do." Beauty replied.

"No! It was supposed to be a secret! YAH!" Bobobo yelled, hitting a random man in the back of the head, but then tripping on something.

"Hey! Bobobo are you alright?" Beaut asked. "Y-Yeah…I'm fine. What'd you trip me for you big meany!?" Bobobo cried at Beauty.

"What!? I didn't do anything!" Beauty yelled.

"You liar!"

"Whatever! Bobobo you don't know a thing!"

"So now I'm stupid? You are just so mean Beauty! Why!?"

"Why? What do you mean why?"

"Why are you a big fat booty head!?" Bobobo cried on the ground, punching his hands and knees on the ground like a baby.

"I am not! Now Bobobo just calm down. People are watching…" Beauty said as the people stared again. "No. The girl didn't trip you…" a weird sounding voice said.

"Wha?"

"I did!" it was a spikey orange ball with spaghetti like legs and arms with blue shoes on and big, slanted blue eyes with half of it's body like that and the other half made of robotic armor! No wait, it was Don Patch! "Don Pacchi!" Bobobo smiled happily, hugging Don Patch. "Bobobette my love!" Don Patch smiled, in a Japanese middle school uniform. Bobobo ran to him in tears with ponytails and in a fuku uniform happily.

"Oh Bobobette!"

"Don Pacchi! HANAGE SHINKEN! CANDY CRACKER!" Bobobo yelled, using his nose hairs on Don Patch! "Bobobo!" Beauty cried. "AH! Hey! What did you do that for!? All I did was say hi!" Don Patch yelled. "…You had a spot of ice cream on your cheek." Bobobo said with a weird looking kiddy face on. "Oh. Well thanks. Hahaha." Don Patch smiled and giggled.

"HOW CAN YOU SAY THANKS AFTER HE ATTACKED YOU!?" Beauty screamed out.

"Oh. Hi Beauty! How's it going?" Don Patch asked with a smile. "Well not much since you showed up." Beauty said dully. "Wha…? YOU MEANY!" Patches ran away crying.

"No Patches! Wait! See what you did Beauty!? Now you hurt Patches's feelings! Who's next, huh?" Bobobo asked sadly. "I didn't do anything!" Beauty yelled. "WAHAHA!" Bobobo ran away crying. "But I didn't…Stupid idiots…" Beauty growled. "So now Don Patch is here? The group's coming back together way too fast. Maybe I should slow it all down a bit." the mysterious person said. "Hana! Get in here!" the mysterious person yelled.

"Yes." a girl with long, bright pink hair with lavender eyes wearing white t-shirt that stopped at her belly button with black leather pants on and black and white boots on said.

"Hana. I need you to do me a little favor…Bobobo. You do know who he is right?"

"Yes. He is the mortal enemy of our beloved leader and her ancestors, correct?" Hana asked.

"Right. I need you to get her." the mysterious person pointed to Beauty's face on the monitor. "Her? But why her? Why not just fight Bobobo myself?" Hana asked.

"Haha. Cuz when he comes after us for Beauty back, he'll be eliminated by my skills. And you, as my assistant, must do that for me. Hahaha." the person laughed. "Yes." Hana said, disappearing. "Now. Assistant Commander's assistant! Can you come here please?" the commander said.

"Yes. What is it?" a boy with a blue Mohawk with yellow snake eyes wearing a dark blue jacket with a white KISS shirt under it with blue jean shorts on and dirty white sneakers asked.

"Go get me decaf latte will ya? I can't command this entire base without something to make me happy." the leader said. "Yes, commander. Would you like cinnamon or chocolate?" the Assistant's assistant asked.

"Mmm…Chocolate. I love chocolate!" the leader said in a happy tone. "Yes. It will be on the way." the boy said, disappearing.

"Bobobo. I'm waiting for you-"

"Here you are my beloved commander." the boy said, interrupting his commander.

"Grr…DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO NEVER EVER INTERRUPT ME WHEN I'M HAVING AN EVIL MOMENT!? Huh!?" the commander screamed out.

"But, y-you asked for-"

"No! I told you to never interrupt me! Don't do it again!" the commander yelled, getting back to the evil laugh. Taking the latte, the mouth of this commander was seen drinking it. They then spit it out all over the monitors!

"I ASKED FOR DECAF CHOCOLATE!" "But that's what I got you."

"YOU LIAR! GO MAKE IT AGAIN! AND THIS TIME WITH REAL CHOCOLATE!" "Yes commander. You are my favorite." "Quit sucking up and hurry. I'm getting bored!" the commander yelled.

"Now. This time without an interruption. Bobobo, I'm waiting for you. Hahahaha!" the commander laughed evilly, without the interruption this time.

"BOBOBO! DON PATCH! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING!?" Beauty screamed out, as Bobobo and Don Patch were ballerina dancing. "We're practicing for the opera. What does it look like?" Patches smiled. "What opera?!" Beauty screamed. "This opera! Phantom of the Opera!" Bobobo smiled, as a bunch of animals crowded around them to see it.

"Christine!" Bobobo cried, coming down off of an apron trying to save a girl, but no one was there. Then he ran backstage and changed into a dress and wig.

"AH! PHANTOM!" Bobobo cried. "Help me Madame!" Bobobo cried.

"Yes! I will!" Don Patch yelled in a dress and wig.

"No!" Bobobo cried, then running back into the Phantom costume.

"A TWO PERSON PLAY!? AND THAT'S NOT EVEN WHAT PHANTOM OF THE OPERA'S ABOUT!" Beauty screamed.

"BOO! YOU SUCK!" the audience yelled, throwing stuff at Bobobo and Don Patch. But then somebody threw a table and hit Bobobo in the head!

"AH!" Bobobo cried with a big bump on the side of his head.

"Hey! It wasn't that bad!" Don Patch cried. "Yes it was!" one of the audience members yelled, throwing a waffle iron at Don Patch! "This is just too much. Why couldn't I just go to China in peace without all this? AH! And I missed my flight! But like it'd matter since we're in the middle of nowhere." Beauty said.

"Hm. So she's the one." Hana said, hiding in the trees. "Well then! Go eat your mommies! You all don't know good acting!" Bobobo cried.

"No! You don't know good acting! Get off of the stage you wannabes!" an audience member yelled, but it was actually Don Patch!

"BUT YOU WERE IN IT!" Beauty screamed. "Hm. I thought they were friends." Hana said to herself. "BANG!" Don Patch yelled, shooting a dart at Bobobo's forehead. "No! I'm dying!" Bobobo cried. "It's just a dart! Agh!" Beauty yelled in annoyance. She later laid on the grass alone while Don Patch and Bobobo played cops and robbers with laser guns, she was just looking at the clouds in the sky.

I wonder what everyone else is doing. But what if we don't ever see them again? Then I would've lost my chance to tell Hekun how I feel! Darn it! I should've told him in Shinsetsu instead of waiting. Now I might not ever see him again. I hope we do meet up again. So we can finally be together. Beauty thought.

"Now's my chance." Hana said, jumping out of the trees. "Hello." Hana said.

"Huh? Who are you?" Beauty asked. "I am Hana. I'm looking for my parents but I can't seem to find them. Can you help me?" Hana lied innocently. "Oh. You poor thing. Bobobo! Don Patch! Come here!" Beauty called out. "Yes?" Bobobo asked, laying on a grill as Don Patch flipped him like a giant burger.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Beauty screamed. "I'm making Boboburgers. Ya want some?" Don Patch asked. "No thanks." Beauty replied.

"Come on. I'm high in protein and soda." Bobobo smiled. "Yeah cuz you drank all the soda in the airport up! You might bleed Dr. Pepper!" Beauty yelled.

"Um. If you don't mind, I'd like to ask a favor of you." Hana said in a humble voice. "What is it? Oh! Don Patch flip me." Bobobo said.

"Sure." Don Patch said, flipping Bobobo on the other side of his body. "But I thought you were supposed to be the burger Don Patch. That would atleast be more sensible." Beauty said. "Well I got tired of being eaten so Bobobo filled in for me." Don Patch smiled. "Can you please help me find my parents? I am very weak and I don't have a good sense of direction, and with all these hair shavers around put me at danger. So may you please help me?" Hana asked. "Sure. Whatever." Bobobo said. "The Boboburgers are finished!" Patches smiled, serving mini Bobobo's in a bun!

"AH! DON PATCH WHAT ARE THOSE!?" Beauty screamed. "They're Boboburgers. High in protein and 100 nose hair fury. But it might give you gas." Don Patch said.

"Like the Onara Shinken!" Bobobo smiled. "Bobobo. Don't make fun of Hekun. Who knows. He might've learned new things by now." Beauty smiled, looking into the sky.

"What? Maybe something with air fresheners I hope." Don Patch and Bobobo laughed.

"Who is this Hekun person?" Hana asked Beauty.

"Beauty's boyfriend." Bobobo said, eating a burger. "Bobobo!" Beauty cried, blushing. "Well he was gonna be her boyfriend if they had just told each how they felt. But they waited too long. And he has withered away." Bobobo replied like a poet, and Don Patch was actually crying.

"Oh. So you like this guy? Is he cute?" Hana asked. "Well here's a picture of him. Short, white haired one in the front." Bobobo said, taking out a picture of the ground in Shinsetsu. "Wow. He is cute." Hana smiled. "Who knows what he looks like now but Beauty wouldn't give a care." Bobobo explained. "Bobobo. Stop talking about my love life! What about you? Where's your girlfriend?" Beauty asked.

"…She's…well she's…WAHAHAHHAHA!" Bobobo burst into tears.

"BEAUTY YOU MEANY! Bobobo's girlfriend left him! Don't make fun of him!" Don Patch yelled. "But all I did was ask him a question!" Beauty yelled.

These guys are crazier than I thought. Hana thought. She then got out a sword and her body glowed with an icy blue aura. "Wha?" Beauty said. "Ha! You actually believed me? I am Hana! The Assistant Commander of the Shaishin A-Block forces! I have come to get you Beauty!" Hana pointed at Beauty with her sword.

"Web Shinken!" Hana yelled, as she shot a web from her sword and she and Beauty disappeared! "No! Beauty!" Bobobo cried on his knees.

"DON PATCH WE'VE GOTTA GO GET HER! NO!" Bobobo cried, taking Don Patch on a wagon and dragging him through the forest as fast as he could.

"OW! OW! BOBOBO! OW! THIS IS DON PATCH CRUELTY! OW! I'M GONNA SUE YOU FOR ALL YOU'RE WORTH! OW!" Don Patch cried, being hit by everything in the forest as Bobobo just kept running and hurting Don Patch even more!

"NO! BEAUTY WHERE ARE YOU!?" Bobobo cried, and a building that had a sign saying the Shaishin A-Block base was right in front of him.

"NO! BEAUTY! I'M COMING!" Bobobo cried, blasting into the Base, running over the guards in front of the place! "Now! Where the heck is Beauty?" Bobobo wondered. "Maybe she's gone in a ship and they took her to a far away planet of hair hunt alien dudes everywhere." Don Patch said.

"No! That's insane! They must've taken her to the middle of the planet to smoke her up and eat her as a smoked ham." Bobobo said.

"But Beauty's skinny. Maybe they're gonna take her and use her to catch fish!" Don Patch replied.

"She's not a stick! Beauty's full figured! Maybe they-"

"Hey! I can here you ya know!" Beauty yelled, stuck in a web on the ceiling.

"Beauty! Are you alright?" Bobobo worried. "Um…How much of that did you hear?" "Oh well I don't know. It was between the ham and the twig! But it's nice to know that you think I'm full figured. Thank you for that." Beauty smiled.

"Well beauty…You're hot. It's true. Not being a pervert or anything but-"

"So you decided to come? Ha!" Hana laughed, standing on the ceiling upside down. "I'm gonna destroy you Hana!" Bobobo yelled, with his nose hairs ready. "Yeah!" Don Patch said, dressed as Bobobo and electric eels coming out of his nose. "AH!" Don Patch cried as he was electrocuted! "Haha! I'd like to see ya try! Web Shinken! Come on out my brethren!" Hana yelled, as eggs on the ceiling opened to humans with six arms!

"AH! SPIDER MUTANTS!" Bobobo and Don Patch cried out.

"Hahaha! Now will you be able to defeat me? Haha!" Hana laughed evilly. "Oh man. I hate spiders." Bobobo said. They were in a real situation now!

Will Bobobo defeat Hana and save Beauty? Who is this Shaishin A-Block commander and assistant's assistant? Will Bobobo be able to defeat these mutants? Find out in the next episode of the new and improved Randori Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo!