"Freaking stupid-where are you-potion…."

"Lily? Is that you?"

"Aurhg! Where are you?"

"Umm…right here?"

"Oh I am so going insane. Hearing voices, muttering to myself…"

"I don't think it's counted as insanity if there a body attached to that voice. Well, if the body's not dead. And you know really there…Lily are you-are you…crying?"

"No you stupid bloody voice I am most certainly not…Yes! Why can't it stop? Mommy make it stop…"

"Make what stop?"

"I'm…sick. Every time I go around him my stomach hurts, my palms sweat, I can't even talk right! Me! Lily Head-Girl-top-of-every-freaking-class Evans, gets tongue-tied because of a guy."

"…what guy is it? If it's Diggory, you know, I've-ahem-heard some things about him-"

"What, that buffoon? Pft. Right. I'm also madly it love with Jam-….wait. I bloody-well am in love with him!"

"Would you mind terribly to repeat who you're in love with?"

"Why am I still talking to you? I need to find that potion-or maybe it's a spell…"

"For what?"

"I already told you! I'm sick."

"...or you're in love with Jam."

"Oh no, I much prefer fluff."