Truth, Dare Or…Lose!

By: i-luv-kitkats

Disclaimer: I don't own Hamtaro.

Summary: ((Humans)) Some of you favorite Ham-hams are 'kid-napped' and put onto a new T.V show called: 'Truth, Dare Or…Lose!', the show where the old fashioned game of truth or dare has a few twists and gets a bit out of hand…

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Hey readers! I bet you're all getting pretty sick of me writing new stories at the same time as others, but eh… Oh and I'm so sorry that this has taken so long to make! My computer was broken down, and my other stories were still going… So yes, sorry! Anyway in this story I decided to put them as humans. NOT HAM-HUMANS! Just NORMAL, like you and me, HUMANS! So NO ham ears, NO tails, just HUMANS! So DON'T flame about that, or I will, yes I WILL DELETE YOUR REVIEW!

And if you don't believe me:gets a flame about humans and stealing a hamsters as humans idea: TRY ME:deletes flame: HA! SUCK ON DAT!

:clears throat: Anyway, on with the story, shall we? (And if there is a story like this that I don't know about, I am REALLLLY sorry! Just tell me by emailing or reviewing, and I will delete it right away. I'm VERY understanding.)

Chapter 1- Being 'Kid-napped'

Hamtaro sighed. "Geez, how long has it been since something EXCITING happened to us?" He ran one of his hands through his orange and white hair. His dark blue eyes were filled with boredom. He wore an orange t-shirt and black jeans.

"Oui, I know what you mean!" Bijou agreed. Her white pigtails bounced slightly as she nodded. She had emerald eyes and wore a white blouse and a light blue skirt. Her pigtails were tied with blue ribbons.

"Like, lighten UP you two! You're bringing the whole clubhouse down." Sandy said, twirling her long, as in 2 MILES long, pink ribbon. She had dark orange hair in a ponytail, dark green eyes and wore a red, sleeve-less top and black shorts.

"Hahaha! That's a good one! That's going down on my 'Good jokes to steal'… I mean… 'Good jokes to BORROW' list!" Howdy laughed. He had dark brown hair and wore a brown kimono and his read apron.

(If you don't know what a kimono is, it's a long Japanese thing the Japanese people wear. That was a GREAT description… -.-' If you still don't get it, maybe one of my FAITHFUL reviewers will describe it better.)

Sandy sighed. "Borrow. Right… And how was that funny anyway?"

"Don't ask me, I'm just… um… 'borrowing' it for no reason."

Maxwell walked up to Sandy. "I agree with Sandy. You ARE probably going to steal it." He had neatly combed light brown hair and brown eyes. He wore a white, button down shirt and dark blue pants. He held a dark green book in his right hand.

"You'd agree to any thing she said anyway." Stan grumbled, shaking his maracas. He had messy dark orange hair. He wore a big black leather jacket over a white sleeve-less top and baggy jeans. Gold chains hung from his neck and black sunglasses covered his dark green eyes. Yep, he had the whole 'Pimp look' down.

Maxwell just scowled at Stan. "Yes, whatever… stupid pimp." He muttered.

"What was that?" Stan asked, raising an eye brow.

"Ah, nothing."

"AW! MAXWEEEEEEEEEL!" Howdy whined. "YOU WRECKED THE WHOLE THING!" He stormed out the clubhouse muttering something like: "Stupid Maxwell, wrecking my act!"

"Finally, he left!" Dexter cheered.

(I'm only going to describe a few people, okay?)

"Dexter, that's so mean!" Harmony scolded. She had long blond hair and wore a white, flowing dress. She had her star wand in her hand, pointing it Dexter.

"I agree with Harmony!" Boss agreed. He had dark brown hair and chocolate brown eyes. He wore a black t-shirt and army pattern cargos with a few holes here and there.

"Hey, watch where you point that thing, you might turn me into a NEWT or something!" Dexter said, pushing the wand away.

"I can only make people into frogs." Harmony replied bluntly.

A silence filled the room until Penelope cried out: "OOKYOO, FOR GOD'S SAKE!"

All the others gasped. "She can say 'for', 'god's' and 'sake'! IT'S A MIRACLE!"

"Ookwee, ookyoo, shut up…."

":gasp: She can say 'shut' and 'up'! The miracles keep on a rollin'!"

Penelope sighed, threw her arms up in the air angrily and started saying very… ahem… let's say 'colorful' words as she stormed out the clubhouse in a huff.

"WHOA! SHE CAN SAY… (colorfulness, sorry!) 3 MIRACLES IN A ROW!"

"SHUT THE HELL UP!" Penelope screamed from far away.

"Okay, okay… geez!" The other Ham-hams sighed. "She can also say 'hell' and 'the' too!" They whispered.

Suddenly, a man with dark blue hair and ocean blue eyes burst into the room with 2 cameramen and a guy with those long microphone things in hand. He wore a white suit with a white shirt underneath and a black bowtie. "HEY-HEY HAM-HAMS!" He cried into a cordless microphone.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" They all screamed in surprise at the same time. They looked at the man in the suit and glared at him.

"Who the heck are you!" Boss demanded. "Get out!"

"Yeah!" The others agreed.

"Just go with it!" The man whispered to them. "Alright Joe and Jimmy, let's just grab these 7 Ham-hams and get back to the studio!" He pointed to Hamtaro, Bijou, Stan, Boss, Harmony, Sandy and Maxwell.

"What?" The 7 screamed.

Two bulky men in dark sunglasses called grabbed the seven and pushed them out the clubhouse door. One was bald and one had jet-black hair.

"You are wrecking my ribbons!" Bijou cried.

"Oh god, my hair!" Sandy screamed.

"HEY! DON'T TOUCH MY DRESS! You're crinkling it!" Harmony yelled at Joe.

Joe rolled his eyes and kept pushing Hamtaro, Harmony and Stan until they got to a big white van. Jimmy followed with the other Ham-hams, who were kicking and yelling at him aswell.

The man in the expensive looking white suit laughed evilly, and followed them. "This will be the best show yet!"

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"Hello viewers, and welcome to…" The white suit man announced.

"TRUTH, DARE OR…LOSE!" The audience cried with him.

"I'm Bert Backerack and I'm your host for this fine day!" Bert grinned to the cameras. "Now please welcome our VERY first contestants… uh… those guys!" He pointed to the curtain, where Hamtaro, Bijou, Stan, Boss, Harmony, Sandy and Maxwell were shoved out by Joe and Jimmy.

"You STILL wrecked my dress!" Harmony said, nearly crying. She desperately tried to smooth her dress out straight.

"Get over it!" Jimmy snapped.

"WAZ UP, HOMIES? WAZ UPPPPPPPPP!" Stan drawled, making a Pimp sign. (You know when you put your arms over each other, that thing.)

Sandy slapped her forehead and went red in embarrassment. "We're not related, I swear…" Stan was now making an attempt to rap.

"YO, YO, YO! I'M THE STAN MAN! I KNOW THE… um… PLAN! SO YOU CAN RESIST THE MMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!"

Sandy stepped one step away from her brother and his so called 'rapping'.

"Uh… guys?" Hamtaro said quietly, pointing to the audience.

"HEY YOU!" One audience member shouted to Hamtaro. "WHAT YOU LOOKIN' AT!"

"You wanna go?" Hamtaro threatened.

"BRING IT ON, SHORT STUFF!" The man ran down the steps and jumped on Hamtaro. They started punching and kicking each other in one of those anime-fighting clouds.

"Um…" Bert looked at the Hamtaro and the man fighting and glared at Joe and Jimmy. "Break them up! They're ruining the show!" He hissed.

Joe and Jimmy, who are now going to be known as security, jumped into the anime cloud too. Stan and Boss soon followed.

"ARRRRGGHHH!" Bert screamed. "If you want something down, you got to do it your self!" He jumped in to the cloud aswell.

Soon, everyone in the entire studio had broken into a huge riot, fighting and pulling at each other's hair.

-------------------------------20 Minutes Later…--------------------------------------

Bert smoothed his hair back and smiled at the cameras. "Now that is over with, let's explain the show to all of you people out there." He pointed at the audience then the camera.

"That would be nice!" Boss growled.

"'Truth, Dare Or… Lose!' is a new show hosted by ME, Bert Backerack, as we play the old fashioned game of truth or dare with cameras rolling, and the whole country of Japan watching!"

The seven Ham-hams sighed with relief.

"…But!" Bert snapped.

The Ham-hams gulped.

"….OUR style of truth or dare has a few little twists here and there!" Bert continued. "For instance, if you don't do the dare, or don't say the truth -which we DO know by the way people!-, you get a very SPECIAL kind of outgoing!" He pointed to the floor. "You will LOSE automatically and thrown into a tank full of electric eels, and not let out until you get out and pay us $200 dollars!" He yelled, laughing evilly.

"WWWWWHHHHHAAAAAAT!" The Ham-hams screamed. "Why do we have to pay you anyway!"

"Just because I said so!" Bert snapped. "And that is only ONE way you can lose. The OTHER ways, you'll just have to find out yourself!" He grinned evilly at the seven Ham-hams, whose eyes had popped out their heads and jaws hit the ground.

"You're kidding…right dude?" Stan asked nervously.

"Nope! Now let's get on with this show!" Bert cried. The audience clapped and cheered in agreement.

As for the seven unlucky Ham-hams who were 'kid-napped' for this show?

Well let's take a little look, shall we?

The 7 'lucky' Ham-hams looked onwards at the cheering crowd with wide eyes and eyebrows twitching.

"This is SO messed up." Hamtaro muttered.

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Well, that was my first chapter of 'Truth, Dare Or… Lose!' I need some truths or dares, even though I've got one in mind. Heh-heh-heh… It's pretty evil too. And NOW do you believe me when I say they are HUMAN? No hamster parts what so ever! SO LAY OFF!

Ahem. Anyway, pretty please R+R! Don't forget the truths or dares I need, and say if I should add another Ham-ham to the contestants! I'll fit them in somewhere!

i-luv-kitkats, over and out! ;D