MISHAPS AMONG FANFIC'S
VAMPIREHAMMY00 WROTE THIS 2!!!!
Ch.1
Kat-Okay, so let's get this story started.
Hammy-yeah! Ok, so…any ideas?
doorbell rings
Kat-I'll get it.
hammy thinks about ideas
Kat-(SCREAM!!!!!)
Hammy-wut???
hammy runs to door and screams
Kat and Hammy-omigod!!! Its Edward!!!!!!
Edward-Hi ladies my car broke down. Can I use your fone?
Kat-Wut fone?
Throws fone out window
Edward-Umm…how bout the one u just threw out your window?
Hammy-um…..that was a…banana??
Edward- alright, can I use your banana?
Kat-Do you really want all that potassium?
Edward-I need to call Bella.
Kat-O
pulls out umbrella and knocks Edward out
Hammy-That was unnessecary
Kat-BUT HES HOTT!!!!!!!!
Hammy-fine, well, put him in the closet!
Kat-great idea!
grunt as they struggle to put Edward in closet
Kat-Hes heavy!
Hammy-now what do we do?
A/N-
Kat-PLZ REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i feel luvved when peeple do!!!!! MOst of this is not plausible, but its funny! BTw-This is my ff name.
Hammy-IF we get enuff reviews we will put in a second chapter...we mite just for fun anywhoo...soo,,,,if u hav any crzy ideas,,,those r welcome too...btw, my FF name is vampirehammy00 ...u mite b c-ing emmett getting wasted...idk,,,we need good, crzy ideas! thnx!!