Author's Note: Hey! This is a HUMOR STORY! Yay! Hehe... I'm writing it with my friend, Cherri! And as for my other stories, I promise I'll update them, pretty soon!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the anime characters I use! They belong to their respective owners!
Summary --
Note: Might be OOC! I don't know yet...
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Yuumei
Victim One: Edward Elric
"I WILL NOT BE INTERVIEWED BY THAT OBSESSIVE GIRL!" Ed roared as he left the building.
"OH YES YOU WILL!" Cherri, an interviewer, shouted as she chased him.
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
"Yes, and that's final," she whispered and dragged him back into the set.
"And they said this place was safe," Edward whispered, as he was being dragged to the interview set.
"What did you say?" Cherri asked, giving him the cold eye.
"Oh nothing..."
BACK AT THE SET
"WHERE IS ED AND CHERRI!" Kris, another interviewer, shouted at the crew.
"We don't --" A member said, but then Cherri came in, with something behind her.
"Yay! We can start now!"
"Yes, Kris, should we tie Ed up?"
"Erm, no if he does you can just chase him again"
"It's bad enough I was touched by that girl, now I have to answer her crazy questions," he said, out loud, "Oops, did I say that out loud?"
"Yes, you did! But don't fear Cherri is here!"
"That's what I'm scared of!"
"Let's get to the interview now!" Kris exclaimed.
"Yeah, we should" The Director commanded, "and ACTION!"
"I have a question! Is it true that you're dating Al, your little brother?" Kris asked.
"EW! HELL NO!"
"Uh, sure, Cherri will ask the next one"
"Okay, how many toes do you have?"
"What kind of question is that?"
"A typical one! Now answer"
"5..."
"I will never know, you could have 6!"
"NO! He has 5, I was with him last night," someone shouted from the audience.
"My turn, do you love Cherri --"
"Of course he does!" Cherri shouted out, with stars in her eyes.
"I didn't finish… or Winry?"
"Uh, no comment?"
"I TOLD YOU CHERRI! HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU!"
"He said no comment! My turn," Cherri made a quick question up, "Is your real name Bob the Evil Watermelon of Doomie Doom?"
"Bob the what?"
"The Evil Watermelon of Doomie Doom!"
"The only name I have is Ed, Edward, and the Full Metal Alchemist!"
"Sure Bobby!"
"Okay, my turn! Is it true that you're Al Bhed?"
"Al Bhed? What's that?"
Somewhere
"HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT AL BHED IS! HE'S GONNA DIE!" Rikku shouted at the TV.
"Calm down, Rikku, you don't even know where that station is" Yuna told her.
"But… But… I can find out and then kick his ass!"
Back To the Interview
"Do you think you're hott?" Kris asked him.
"Of course, who thinks they're better looking than me?"
"Conceited much, your question Cherri"
"Do you think you're the perfect boyfriend?"
"I don't know, never thought of that, but there is this girl..."
"Are you a computer geek?"
"No, Winry is, not me, you should know that Miss Later!"
"Fine, Mister Bob The Evil Watermelon of Doomie Doom!"
"Shut up!"
"Are we annoying you?"
"Yes and quite a lot as well"
"Do you love me?" Kris asked him
"Yes," he then looked at Cherri about to throw a rampage, and then quickly shouted, "HELL NO!"
"Good, your not my taste either, I don't dig short guys!"
"Are you really part dwarf?" Cherri questioned.
"Part what?" he said firmly, holding his fists.
"Dwarf, since your so sh--"
"Do you want to die, Miss Cherri?"
"Yeah, but not in your hands, but NEXT QUESTION!"
"Diet Coke or Pepsi?" Cherri asked.
"Hmm, I'm not on a diet, so Pepsi!"
"YES!" Kris said, as she looked at Cherri, "but remember opposites are more likely to attract"
"Okay, do you --" Before Kris had a chance to finish someone barged into the stage.
"YOU! YOU SHALL DIE!" Rikku shouted as she pounced on Ed.
"I-noth-you!"
"What did he say, Cherri?"
"I don't know! But that girl must die for pouncing on my Edward!"
"Uh sure… Whatever you say Cherri, but it's quite amusing"
"You will die too Kris!"
"But you can't! The only way you can continue working, and meeting these guys is for me to be alive!"
"Your ebil Kris, very ebil… like HOLY from s-CRY-ed!"
"I'm evil, but not that evil, you are, well almost. Oh and we need to get that girl off Ed..."
"Yes! Of course!"
"You grab the left, I get the right. Okay Cherri?"
"Yes ma'am!"
Cherri and Kris grabbed Rikku, and managed to get her of Ed, before she did any serious damage.
"LET ME AT HIM!" Rikku yelled.
"I have a question for you, Rikku, why are you killing him?"
"He did nothing wrong!" Cherri shouted, running towards Ed, "Are you okay? Did the she hurt you?"
"No, now get off of my lap!"
"But I like sitting here!"
"Just get off me!"
"Never!"
"Erm, sorry folks we need to take a quick break, since there are some... Uhh problems here" Kris announced.
"Okay, Rikku, CALM DOWN!"
"I CAN'T, THAT LITTLE PUNK DOESN'T KNOW WHAT AL BHED IS!"
"LITTLE PUNK!"
"YES, YOU LITTLE PUNK! GOT SOMETHING TO SAY?"
"YEA, MISS ALL HIGH AND LONELY!"
"SHUT UP! WE NEED TO GET THIS INTERVIEW DONE! AND RIKKU CALM DOWN!"
"I don't even know you Missy!"
"My name is Kris, and that's Cherri. You're quite famous… in a way…"
"At least someone knows about us!"
Ed on the other hand had no idea, what they were talking about... While he was trying to put this into his head, someone came threw the doors, again.
"Rikku, please come! This isn't your show" Yuna commanded.
"Fine! But I will be back!"
And Rikku and Yuna left the building.
"That was weird, right Cherri?"
"I am aware."
"Okay, we're about to be on air again, please take your places"
"5...4...3...2...1... ACTION!"
"Welcome back, Uhh sorry about that incident, quite unexpected"
"Okay well, my dearly beloved Ed, are you," Cherri then whispered, "gay?"
"NOOO! I'M STRAIGHT!"
"That's not what Roy said..."
"He can die for all I care"
Suddenly, a man that looked exactly like Roy appeared on the stage.
"YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANY MORE! WHAT ABOUT THOSE NIGHTS WE SPENT TOGETHER!"
"No..."
Cherri then stared at this "Roy."
"Your not Roy, Roy is exactly 5' 10.589"! Your 5' 10.588"!"
"How can you tell? You're like a total ditz most of the day Cherri!"
"Well, Kris, I know a lot about my anime guys, that's all I need to know!"
"Okay, well next question! Do you sleep with a teddy bear?"
"Yeah, and her name is Lazy! Uhh, I mean no!"
'You have 3 minutes left!' mouthed the director.
Cherri and Kris gave a slight nod.
"Hmm, since we don't have much time left, I was wondering, are you related to Cyborg, from Teen Titans?"
"Uhh, no?"
"Oh, I thought since the leg and arm thing, well Cherri will get the last question! Ask wisely!"
"Is it really true that you slept with Roy?"
"I'm straight women!"
"Oh, I got one last one! Since we got a tiny bit of time left, did you have fun with Linda last night?"
"No comment..."
"YOU DIE KRIS! NEVER MENTION THAT AGAIN! NEVER!" Cherri walked over to Kris, and started to choke her…
"Now, where is my axe?"
"We're still on air Cherri! You can't let them see how violent you are! You can get fired!"
"You're right… you are spared… this time!"
"And… CUT! Perfect," The Director said.
"Thanks! Now where did Ed go? And Cherri?"
Ed, right after the director yelled cut, ran as far as he can go away from here.
"ED COME BACK! I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN!" Cherri yelled, chasing after him.
"NEVER!"
Kris - What you think? Weird? Funny? Weird? XD Well, please review and tell me what you think. And Cherri, please don't kill me! Oh and Yuumei means Light & Dark in Japanese, and Cherri is the Dark, and I'm the Light? I hope you get it! And The editor fanfiction is weird these days! It's quite annoying. -.-
Cherri – Muahahahaha! You know you loved it, I know you loved it. Everyone loved it! XD Please Review. I would guarantee that Kris would be dead in the next chapter but my director won't let me…
Chapter done on July 31, 2005.
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