Winnie the Poo, by Dickfart
"Yeah, Poo! We're gonna go on lots of adventures," said Sora, talking to a pile of shit. "First one up the tree is a rotten paopu fruit."
"Well I never," said Social Justice Rabbit. "Did you know that "paopu fruit" is a homophobic slur? Literally everyone needs to stop saying it. It's problematic!"
"I say, boy. Hoo do you think you are? You're contributing to fascism by restricting our freedom of speech," said Conservative Republican Owl. "Hillary Clinton is in the Illuminati!"
"Oh d-d-d-dear, n-not the Illuminati," said Piglet.
"Illuminati? Why, that's what Tiggers do best!" said Tigger, bouncing Social Justice Rabbit.
"RAPE CULTURE!" Rabbit cried.
"Not much of a life," said Eeyore. "Most days I just wanna die."
"Isn't anyone going to play with me?" said Sora and himself, sulking in a tree. S-U-L-K-I-N-G. First comes shame, then comes despair, then comes Riku in his underwear. "Oh, OK. My balls just dropped. I can leave this all behind now."
The End